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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Bandholes

Still out there.

Still unsure how to play a 7th chord.

# posted by douchebag1
Friday, December 14, 2012

HCwDB Smells Like Poo – 2012 ButtNugget o' the Year

DarkSock here, sniffing the Poo for You. So you don’t have to.

I’m offering up the cascading cornapoopia dribbling down the hirsute cursed legs of the foul beast we shall relegate to the anals of history as Twenty-Aught-Twelve.  We wander zombie-like in this Land of the Lost, and these Sleeze-Stacks are the ones who made the loudest “sputta-chutt-chutt” machine-gun staccato  whilst escaping the event horizon of the brown-eyed swirl of the societal balloon knot we call DoucheLand:

Runny-Up # 3The Squirrel and the Vomit

ab reveal equals crab reveal

Ab Reveals? More like Crab Reveals. 10 points to House of Slytherin for Xena of the SkullCrusher Thighs on the left there. *I’d like my c*ckk ring back, dear.  It’s not meant to be an earring.*

Runny-Up #2The BandHoles:

band on the runs

More like Band On The Runs. Ugh. Taking the term “Shitty Cover Band” far too literally. Next…

Runny-Up #1Captain and The Tetanus:

sailing the seas of those golden globes

While we are compelled to gawk at the spectacle that is Captain Chesty McRibMeat and daydream about  sailing ’round her Golden Globes (to quote Jacques Douchetou, “Those cans are so round she lactates marbles”), alas this runny-up goes to The Tetanus. Because he puts the “ANUS” it “Tetanus”.

Smells like Poo 2012Crotchos

Crotchos

Yeah. That’s what I thought. You’d forgotten about this skid-mark on the porcelain bowl of our collective consciousness, didn’t you? Lest there be any doubt or debate…look at this. LOOK AT IT:

*poot*

The world ends not with a bang…but with a *poot*.

Fart,

D.S.

# posted by Bagnonymous