Monday, February 7, 2005

VINNIE VEGAS RACKS ONE UP

Challenge: Explain vegas perfectionwhat is taking place here in 10 words.

No more, no less.

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Once again resident grossist Jacques wins the Internet:

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Eye of Horus is unimpressed with inflated “Jugs of Whorus.”

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2nd Runner-up – Northist RevChad:

Marnie forces a smile as the explosive diarrhea rumbles on.

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3rd Runner Up:  CapKirk:

Vinny’s three incher vanishes like magic between those silicon hams

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Honorable Mention:

dickie fingers said…

Shes been away from the milking machine too long..\

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And lastly, Dishonorable Mention to format scofflaw, anarchist, and cardboard box resident hermit for this poignant and eloquent summation:

hermit said…

boobs

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5:47 am June, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Eye of Horus is unimpressed with inflated “Jugs of Whorus.”

5:51 am June, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dogtags, hairgel, groinshavereveal, cleavage not covered in my pecker spit.

9:54 am June, 4 hermit said...

boobs

10:05 am June, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

His silicon valley startup, doesn’t make him a Bleeth Whisperer.

11:23 am June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Marnie forces a smile as the explosive diarrhea rumbles on.

11:24 am June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She is quite the bombshell….except for her huge cock.

11:25 am June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tight abs, big chest. Marilyn Manson has a human sister?

11:26 am June, 4 dickie fingers said...

Rev. is right about the explosive diarrhea. Hope its contagious.

11:29 am June, 4 dickie fingers said...

Shes been away from the milking machine too long..

11:30 am June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boobs are courtesy of renowned surgeon Dr. Superlative Largeman.

12:35 pm June, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She will reveal her brown eye of Horus.

12:37 pm June, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

“So, we gonna fuck or nah?” Vinny quipped.

12:42 pm June, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fake tits and explosive diarrhea give Vinny a throbbing Renob.

12:46 pm June, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Brown eye of Horus is no stranger to meat obelisk

12:49 pm June, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Vinny’s three incher vanishes like magic between those silicon hams.

1:07 pm June, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She’s still tender back there after shooting Anal Obelisk 7

1:38 pm June, 4 dickie fingers said...

Just thrown off a city bus for staining the seats.

2:24 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Crowd moves away as the massengill fails to hide cuntsmell.

4:06 pm June, 4 hermit said...

Old dude in black hat, “Where the fuck am I?”

4:13 pm June, 4 hermit said...

Boobs, tits, mams, jugs, hooters, milk bags, headlights and breasts.

I’m sorry, but I didn’t fully read the instructions earlier.

4:37 pm June, 4 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

John Paleman in back. His watch leaves no white mark.

4:41 pm June, 4 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

This lends all new meaning to the name “Mounds Bar”!

8:13 pm June, 4 jonezy said...

Black Dress Largeman: Always a bridesmaid, never a huge tittied whore.

8:14 pm June, 4 jonezy said...

No one has ever noticed how truly hideous Trisha’s smile is.
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(yea, fuck it D-sock, I’m turning this shit up to 11!)

8:15 pm June, 4 jonezy said...

Only Borden’s has a higher content of silicon in their dairy.

8:16 pm June, 4 jonezy said...

I’m actually headed to Vegas tomorrow. Wish me luck.
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GnR muthafuckas.

9:46 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Boobies inflated since the gyroscope was put in her Monkey Hole.

9:52 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Pose With Porn Star, Nineteen Bucks snares douche nozz

9:55 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the boobies in the basket or it gets.

9:56 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

OctoMom glares at rival, SeptiMom, as she scouts jizz donors

9:57 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The stink hose. The explosive diarrhea hose, Son. And shit.

9:58 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Pete’s buds ask, “What’s up?” Pete: “Motorboatin’, titty fuckin’, Son”

9:59 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Haircut stopped growing since the Indians lacrossed his
Monkey Hole.

10:00 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She kinda looks like Chaz x Lady Gaga. Sweet Fuck!

10:00 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Boobs registered at NASA, new moons discovered on daily basis

10:02 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Boobs? Meet my knees. Knees meet my boobs. Hey yoooooh …!!!

10:02 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I might fuck her cause I have 2 Valtrex repeats.

10:03 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve seen moose I’d rather fuck. Some Eskimo squaws too.

10:04 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Y’know, oddly enough, her nips are smaller than his are

10:04 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Y’know, oddly enough her dick is bigger than his is

10:06 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Y’know, oddly enough dated three years yet they’ve never fucked

10:19 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Under the Command of Gen. Eisenhower, Allied naval forces, supported.

10:20 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

By strong air forces, began landing Allied armies this morning.

10:21 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

On the northern coast of France.” Rev Chad going D-Day.

2:05 am June, 5 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Two days early. D-Day anniversary still coming. Don’t rush. Boobies.
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(That’s ten, right?)

3:07 pm June, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Everbody has to deviate from the norm. This still on?

3:46 pm June, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Emergency roots canals suck balls. Lose shot at winning internetz.

4:02 pm June, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey, why isn’t the Friaku showin’ up? I got a head start there.
*****because I, DarkSock, put the post in 2008. Damn you, Makers Mark. So, I fixed it now. You apparently are the only mofo that clicks on the links I leave in DB1’s latest 2024 post.****

9:16 pm June, 5 DarkSock said...

That explains why there were only 5 comments on the Fraiku I’d posted the other day. It was sitting there on February 8th, but in a year other than 2005. On account of alcohol.
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I’ll post another tonight, whilst somewhat sober. and shit.
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SOn.

9:17 pm June, 5 DarkSock said...

until then, here be where I put the Fraiku:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/friday-haiku-191/

11:27 pm June, 5 JG said...

I can see she’s made some poor life choices, and the red bra under the bikini is kinda odd, and the guy’s first class douche, and the hair… I dunno. But they are her own un-capped teeth, she’s a fit unit and I’m betting those boobs are all her too. So other than the explosive diarrhoea, aren’t you guys being a little hard on her?

Wait, who am I kidding?

2:15 am June, 6 DarkSock said...

JG said “Hard On”….
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Oh yeah, and this:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/friday-thoughts-n-links-3/
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You damn dirty Apes.

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