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Friday, June 1, 2012

Friday Thoughts and Links

So far this week in Los Angeles I have witnessed annoying Silverlake Herpsters using agave in their coffee, a frustrated actor run into traffic waving his headshot, and Robert Blake buying rotisserie chicken at a Gelson’s in the Valley.

And all the vampires walkin’ through the Valley move west down Ventura Boulevard.

Here’s your links:

Your HCwDB CD Pick of the Week: “Well, she moved down here at the age of eighteen, She blew the boys away, was more than they’d seen, I was introduced and we both started groovin’, I said, ‘I dig you baby, but I got to keep movin’… on… Keep movin’ on….'”

The great Terry Gilliam picks the best animated films of all time.

My Kingdom to anyone who can get me a copy of Jerry Lewis’s infamous and never released The Day The Clown Cried. I will never find peace in this world until I can see this film.

The incredibly sexy and ubertalented Jennifer Damiano, already a star on Broadway, will someday be the future ex-Mrs. DB1. Oh yes. She most certainly will.

If you, like me, are a huge fan of the genius that is all things Vonnegut, this letter, written just after he was a prisoner of war in Dresden (recreated in “Slaughterhouse Five”) is an incredible read.

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets crap for wearing a fauxhawk.

But you are not here to posit theories about whether Giselle has ruined Brady’s athletic prowess through succubus power. You are here for Pear:

Daisy Dukes Pear

Like two hemispheres of Global Fondling.

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Friday, June 1, 2012

Danny Gets Lucky

A little hope for the guy in middle management who likes to get freaky in his bathrobe and watch “Game of Thrones” while eating ice cream directly from the carton on weekends.

Good on you, Danny.

May those hills of the Targarians offer you hatching dragon eggs.

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