Saturday, December 28, 2013

The Golden Globes are Out!

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Hoverbag Mike agrees, if anyone deserves Golden Globes it’s Her. No Gravity here. Just American Hustle.

EDIT: In the comments thread, Douchey Wallnuts Jacques Doucheteau hands out the 2013 Douchie Award:

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2013 Douchies: Best Golden Globes

Sophie. Even though she’s a flying bitch.

Runners up:

Snoop Ferret’s Kaylee. Because DAMN gurl.

Kim. Again, DAMN gurl.

Hottie Jewss Rachel. She can latkes my potatoes anytime.

Stingray wants boobies!

The Holy Clevite of Titicaca

Kyra

Benizio’s Bottle Blonde Blue.

Veronica, for the epic cleavage AND sideboob combo.

Six. Boobs.

Special celebrity award goes to Mariah Carey. Thanks for that one DW.

# posted by douchebag1
7:51 am December, 28 Ted Brogan said...

Mike’s face says it all. Usually the mouth part of his face.

7:57 am December, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Helana Bonham-Chow ain’t no Jennifer Lawrence.

8:06 am December, 28 David Sholts said...

Yum! Oh, those glorious, golden, globular appendages! Make mine a double double!

8:38 am December, 28 Brian said...

I get more and more disappointed with this site all the time. These women are not overly muscled douchebags>]? *sigh* BORING!!!! PS-No need to repeat this in a post brother,

Happy New Year!

8:57 am December, 28 Ted Brogan said...

There are probably sites that have pictures of overly-muscled women, Brian. Just check your bookmarks.

9:00 am December, 28 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Hoverbag Mike is bragging. “Pshh – I can take both of them home. To my basement man cave at my parents’ house.”

9:40 am December, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fook Yu and Fook Mi give me the renoBs.

10:12 am December, 28 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Brian: read the URL. It’s “hot chicks” with the overly muscled douchebags that you lust for, so you’ll just have to deal with it.

10:57 am December, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

GodDAMNIT db1, if we’re going to do this, then let’s do it fucking right! The regs deserve a look back at the best titties of 2013! Gad, do I have to do EVERYTHING around here? Fuck you all.

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Fine, fine. Here ya go ya filthy animals…

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2013 Douchies: Best Golden Globes

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Sophie. Even though she’s a flying bitch.

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Runners up:

Snoop Ferret’s Kaylee. Because DAMN gurl.

Kim. Again, DAMN gurl.

Hottie Jewss Rachel. She can latkes my potatoes anytime.

Stingray wants boobies!

The Holy Clevite of Titicaca

Kyra

Benizio’s Bottle Blonde Blue.

Veronica, for the epic cleavage AND sideboob combo.

Six. Boobs.

Special celebrity award goes to Mariah Carey. Thanks for that one DW.

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Gentlemen…

10:59 am December, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Oops. The Boobs.”Boobs” link didn’t work.

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You’re welcome.

11:11 am December, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Quit yer bitchin’ Brian! HCWDB has plenty of muscled-up douchebag girls to satisfy all your carnal needs. A couple of those muscley hotties are even topless!

11:22 am December, 28 Wheezer said...

Hoverbag Mike is dreaming of having a train run on him by 47 Ronin.

11:26 am December, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And fuck it…while my dick is flaccid and chaffed from the repeated early morning spankings, let us review all the past Golden Globes winners and nominees alike, shall we?

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2012

2011 – #1

2011 – #2

2010

2009

2009 II

2008

2007

11:36 am December, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You got the wrong man, Rev. I don’t live in Salem.

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http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2012/06/car_thief_who_was_high_on_drug.html

11:53 am December, 29 The Dude said...

Merci beaucoup, Frére Jacques, or as they say in German, Fielen Spank!

8:03 pm December, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

DB1! It was Jacques with the boobie Awards. It’s ayight.

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Ya ever have a day when you forgot hiow many pills you had and ya think yiou might have had too much of them? Wiou!

8:21 pm December, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

48 hours of doing university bullshit, writing risk analyses, and 48 episodes of Criminal mind gives you a sharp pain from the eye to the heart when you are stooooned son.

10:12 pm December, 29 wonderdouche twin said...

Nick’bag can have Mariah now, just glad he wasn’t motor boatin’ back in the 90′s!!

9:25 am December, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Well done, Jaques. Whatever is going on in the 6 Boobs pic, I curest the gods for not inviting me.

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Looks like pre-crazy Tila Nguyen in the cover pic… if there ever was a time before the crazy.

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