Draft Street

    Friday, January 20, 2012

    Draft Street's Free HCwDB NBA Game is Tonight

    If ya missed the posts from earlier this week, the guys at Draft Street, a fantasy sports league with lots of games you can play to win money, are throwing us a FREE NBA draft contest tonight, and you could win cash!

    Champagne Katie is in. She even brought Rareass Blue Cup to the party.

    Draft Street are also helping to support HCwDB in 2012, so your humble narrator can buy Night Train and Twinkies (while Hostess remains in business), as well as keep the lights on around here.

    All you need to sign up is an email account.

    And for all those playing tonight, please stop fapping to the Tiny Dancer Maria Pear Pics I sent. Although they are eminent boobie hottie suckle thighage.

    Winner’s’ll of the game be announed on the site over the weekend.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, January 18, 2012

    Draft Street's HCwDB Contest is Friday

    If you didn’t catch yesterday’s post, HCwDB has a new sponsor, Draft Street, helping to keep the mock going in 2012.

    On Friday, Draft Street is holding a FREE NBA Fantasy League one-day face-off. Just for us. It starts Friday at 7pm, and by the end of Friday, we’ll know which ‘bag hunter won $200.

    Are you in? Win some cash, learn about a new site, and help support HCwDB in 2012.

    CokeGuy is not invited.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, January 17, 2012

    Draft Street Joins Up With HCwDB

    We interrupt your regularly scheduled douche mocking to ask the following:

    Fan of HCwDB?

    Fan of sports?

    Then lets hump those two loves together into one glorious pear-worthy package of orgiastic boobie hottie suckle thigh (thus the Pear pic).

    Yes HCwDB and your humble narrator have gotten a sponsor for 2012. And this post is in support of that sponsor: Draft Street.

    I don’t often take on partnerships on the site, but these guys are legit, they love supporting weird blogs like mine, and are long time readers of HCwDB. Draft Street also sponsors Bar Stool Sports, home of many ladies that have graced these pixels. They’re psyched for the HCwDB community to check them out and give them a shot.

    That’s where you come in. Oi! Don’t scroll down. Pay attention.

    So what is Draft Street? It’s totally free to play (all you need is an email account). You draft a team. You can even win $$$ if you know your sports. Or, more likely, just get lucky.

    Got that? Free to play. Not only that, but by checking ’em out and giving it a spin, you support HCwDB as well, and keep this here site going in 2012. So there’s that, too.

    Oi! Don’t ignore this post. Yeah you. Check ’em out.

    Then, as a bonus, email me that you signed up, and I’ll send you back not one but TWO copies of 2011 Best Golden Globes winner Tiny Dancer Maria in luscious, previously unseen, hard-R rated Ass Pear poses.

    I’m serious. They’s awesome. That’s free, private, A-quality Pear just for giving Draft Street a shot.

    Is it pathetic that I’m pimping out Ass Pear Pics to get you to sign up for Draft Street? Perhaps. But I stand by these guys, and have already played the game and know it’s fun.

    Bring it. Prove the HCwDB community can show up and represent.

    EDIT: I should mention that Draftstreet’s special HCwDB contest is giving away $200! For free! So I’d play if I were you.

    # posted by douchebag1