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Monday, November 1, 2010
Four Prong Sez…
These three ‘bags ain’t got nothin’ on me in the Yearly! For if they up their douchey ways to the next level, I’se just bust the yellow wrist ‘kerchif and my sidekick, “Bob,” to impress the ladiez.
Actually, Four Prong didn’t make it to the Yearly. Lost to The Sharkbag and Renee’s Bosom Canons. But I may find a way to include that douchey clubwank somehow.
Did I mention the 2010 Douchie Awards are only a month away?
(and if you click on the pic, you can see Four Prong in brand new Douchimation ™!)
Wednesday, October 6, 2010Fung Diddy
Oh poor, sweet, confused Simona.
How you pull on that wafting tuft of chin fung to see if the mo’ will move. But it doesn’t move. For there is far too much skull.
My Simona. How I would gnaw on your perfect European supple legs like the Kaiser searching the Ottoman Empire for a new Ottoman. Because his living room needs updating.
Thursday, September 23, 2010My Swagger Sucks
But my ability to breakdance remains unparalleled.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010Trojan Horace
Trojan Horace knows what the Betty Bikini Hott and her older but still cute BFF Belinda need.
And what they need, is head gnaw.
Friday, August 27, 2010The Sneery Bros Run With The Goose
The Sneery Bros are considering renting out their temples to a Sudoku company.
It’s sad and tragic, but not surprising, that Katie has become a Stage-3 Bleeth hanging around that twin vortex of suckage. But tatts on boobies and Jesus Bling belt buckle mean she can’t be saved.
