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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Where's Waldouche?: Creepy Fratguy Edition
While I’m hard at work fixing the server today, by which I mean drinking and lying on my rug, musing on the inner boobie bouncal ratio, lets play the game that’s sweeping the nation:
Where’s Waldouche?
Somewhere in this lineup of eleven Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC),with perfect teeth and legs of uber-gnaw, I’ve carefully placed one creepy Perry Farrel Frattard.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
If you can’t, I’ve carefully arranged four Ubiquitous Red Cups to help guide you.
Thursday, March 25, 2010Where’s Waldouche?: Creepy Fratguy Edition
While I’m hard at work fixing the server today, by which I mean drinking and lying on my rug, musing on the inner boobie bouncal ratio, lets play the game that’s sweeping the nation:
Where’s Waldouche?
Somewhere in this lineup of eleven Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC),with perfect teeth and legs of uber-gnaw, I’ve carefully placed one creepy Perry Farrel Frattard.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
If you can’t, I’ve carefully arranged four Ubiquitous Red Cups to help guide you.
Thursday, March 25, 2010Cindy's Earwax Problem
Well, that’s one solution.
Cindy’s Earwax Problem
Well, that’s one solution.
HCwDB in the Matrix
Looks like I gotta rebuild my server from the ground up. And just when I was ready to launch 2.0. Unbelievable.
I want to take my frustrations out mocking this clowny scoliosis sufferer, who actually shaved lines in both his temple and back of head area.
He’s also popping Tiny Pink Woody, which, ironically, is also the name of a new flavor of Peeps.
Meanwhile, Surfer Carol is drunk, confused, and has a thing for guys with dysfunctional servers. So I got that going for me.
Wednesday, March 24, 20102.0 Relaunch Snafu
Hello folks! Your humble narrator here.
The relaunch just crashed the server, so I’m redirecting you to the old site’s backup until we fix things.
Hang in there.
In the meantime, enjoy some Boomer Pear.
Wednesday, March 24, 20102.0 Relaunch Snafu
Hello folks! Your humble narrator here.
The relaunch just crashed the server, so I’m redirecting you to the old site’s backup until we fix things.
Hang in there.
In the meantime, enjoy some Boomer Pear.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010Welcome to the New HCwDB!
Welcome!!
Come for the technologically enhanced douchebags. Stay for the technologically enhanced boobies.
Your patience during renovations has been well appreciated by your drunken and unshaven narrator. But now you can see the new site, in all of its hottie/douchey redesign.
The links in the toolbar are not working. We are working on that today.
Bugs are still being worked out, but the new message board, Scrotometer and drop-down menus should all be working in the next day or so.
The store, soon to feature HCwDB t-shirts, mugs and Samurai Scrote Bibles, should also be up in the next month or so when I get around to setting up the CafePress site.
In the meantime, poke around, and let me know what you think!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010Honorary Douchebags of the Month: The Hacks who Write "Holy Taco"
I never heard of “Holy Taco” until recently. Apparently it’s a “comedy” site run by something called Break.com. And by comedy site, I mean a festering pusball of shoe scraped rat puke wrapped in a diarrhetic cowpie.
In addition to running an entire “Douchebag Tournament” which, while clearly influenced by the Douchie Awards, offers these toiletstains at least plausible deniability, Holy Taco decided to stop subtly ripping HCwDB off, and just outright rip HCwDB off.
I’m used to this. Dozens of sites over the years have pulled the pics featured on my site and called it their own “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” section most without so much as a link back to my site. Everyone from The Dirty to the odious Ebaumsworld have pulled that crap.
But I would’ve let well enough alone, until the rhesus monkeys at Holy Taco responded to my Twitter about ripping me off with the following:
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holytaco: @JayLouis Thanks for finding fairly generic pictures on the internet and then claiming them as “yours”! We got our pics from google img srch
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Yeah 25 pics, all of which ran on my site in the last six weeks. But they found them on “Google Image Search.” All my pics are submissions, taintgarglers.
Have an honorary Douchebag of the Month, and good luck with your highly original and trailblazing “comedy” site. And may your future children be reamed by angry bulls. Asswipes.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010Honorary Douchebags of the Month: The Hacks who Write “Holy Taco”
I never heard of “Holy Taco” until recently. Apparently it’s a “comedy” site run by something called Break.com. And by comedy site, I mean a festering pusball of shoe scraped rat puke wrapped in a diarrhetic cowpie.
In addition to running an entire “Douchebag Tournament” which, while clearly influenced by the Douchie Awards, offers these toiletstains at least plausible deniability, Holy Taco decided to stop subtly ripping HCwDB off, and just outright rip HCwDB off.
I’m used to this. Dozens of sites over the years have pulled the pics featured on my site and called it their own “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” section most without so much as a link back to my site. Everyone from The Dirty to the odious Ebaumsworld have pulled that crap.
But I would’ve let well enough alone, until the rhesus monkeys at Holy Taco responded to my Twitter about ripping me off with the following:
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holytaco: @JayLouis Thanks for finding fairly generic pictures on the internet and then claiming them as “yours”! We got our pics from google img srch
—-
Yeah 25 pics, all of which ran on my site in the last six weeks. But they found them on “Google Image Search.” All my pics are submissions, taintgarglers.
Have an honorary Douchebag of the Month, and good luck with your highly original and trailblazing “comedy” site. And may your future children be reamed by angry bulls. Asswipes.
