Dennis ‘Bag Tags a Baby Carrot
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What up douche1,
Was at a little soiree during the summer. There was a drunk, jersey shore-type goon hitting on my girlfriend. I snapped this picture of him quickly with my girlfriend’s camera, while he tried to swoon her.
Total clown…. ‘Cept he kept tellin my girlfriend that his schmeck was comparable to a baby carrot, kinda gave him points for that number….
-Dennis
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Good work, Dennis. When the chin pubes begin to resemble the door lines on the 2010 Audi A5, you know you’ve tagged an uberdouche.
Dennis 'Bag Tags a Baby Carrot
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What up douche1,
Was at a little soiree during the summer. There was a drunk, jersey shore-type goon hitting on my girlfriend. I snapped this picture of him quickly with my girlfriend’s camera, while he tried to swoon her.
Total clown…. ‘Cept he kept tellin my girlfriend that his schmeck was comparable to a baby carrot, kinda gave him points for that number….
-Dennis
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Good work, Dennis. When the chin pubes begin to resemble the door lines on the 2010 Audi A5, you know you’ve tagged an uberdouche.
The Savior ‘Bag and the Holy Red Cup
And the Savior ‘Bag said unto his flock, “When you drink from Ubiquitous Red Cup, this is my taint you taste. And when you make hand gestures to show the world that you are “Woo!,” it is my hand gestures that you make. Remember me when you drink and Woo.”
— Corinthians Leather, 4:20
The Savior 'Bag and the Holy Red Cup
And the Savior ‘Bag said unto his flock, “When you drink from Ubiquitous Red Cup, this is my taint you taste. And when you make hand gestures to show the world that you are “Woo!,” it is my hand gestures that you make. Remember me when you drink and Woo.”
— Corinthians Leather, 4:20
Ubiquitous Luane and Corporal Faux Cloud the Water
Not content simply to compete in the HCwDB of the Week with Captain Rehab, Luane’s brought Corporal Faux to her Army of the Unwashed.
Gonna be tough to beat that level of cloudy taint-water.
Looks like Luane’s in the lead to win the Weekly.
Freddie Von Gimp
Sure, by day Freddie sells washer/dryer repair parts, wholesale, at various swap meets across the greater Atlanta tri-region area.
But by night, Freddie Von Gimp knows that, to dazzle Brenda, all he needs is:
1. Guyliner
2. Hair gel
3. The dried penis of a tiger shark for potency, should Brenda desire humpty hump at 2:17 am.
Lucky for the future of society, culture and the arts and sciences, Brenda will not desire humpty hump at 2:17am.
Shiyen’s Upset She’s Trailing in the HCwDB of the Week
Shiyen’s planning on spending the next twenty minutes cuddling with this guy she affectionally terms, “Gwai-Lo Buddha” until more people vote for her.
Good luck, Shiyen.
Not sure it’s going to win you the Weekly, but I admire your douche-cuddling efforts.
And by admire, I mean mock whimsically.
Shiyen's Upset She's Trailing in the HCwDB of the Week
Shiyen’s planning on spending the next twenty minutes cuddling with this guy she affectionally terms, “Gwai-Lo Buddha” until more people vote for her.
Good luck, Shiyen.
Not sure it’s going to win you the Weekly, but I admire your douche-cuddling efforts.
And by admire, I mean mock whimsically.
Suburban Chaos
Because nothing says “chaos” like bland suburban strip-mall malaise housing projects with cookie cutter pools, Ubiquitous Red Cup, and cartoon swim jammies.
Anita thinks that if Brad really does buy that Harley he’s always talking about, then he really will be the biggest badass living at Glen Ross Estates near Tuscon.
