Couch o' Germ
That couch has more microscopic bugs crawling on it than a Blink 182 after-party.
I don’t know what that means. I just like typing “Blink 182.”
Couch o’ Germ
That couch has more microscopic bugs crawling on it than a Blink 182 after-party.
I don’t know what that means. I just like typing “Blink 182.”
Pedro Hearts Twins
But as much as he hearts puka-shell necklaces and thin, pencily ‘staches?
Friday Haiku
Hmm… Iron Man II,
Not the direction I’d guessed.
Dane Cook as Robin?
Day job at WalMart
Stocking the shelves in housewares
Shoplifted an iron
– Vin Douchal
Waxing on and off
Did not mean your chest, Scrote Bag
Miyagi has failed
— Anon – Bender Douche
Iron Man Kravitz
steams Gyllenhaal wannabe
Now where’s the short bus?
– Anonymous
Yo babes, check me out!
I ironed these pants myself
Where’d these holes come from?
— Anonymous
Hirohito douche
Imitates Stevie Wonder
Deserves Seppuku
— Anonymous
Ask DB1: What About Bleeth-to-'Bag?
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Strangely, there was one couple where the hott was Bleethed-out far beyond redemption but her dude was only exhibiting minimal Stage 1 douche/scrote/choad signifiers. His beard was overly trimmed but that was about it. No oversized sunglasses, no tats, hair was not gelled, no foul stench of Axe, etc.
Thank You,
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Excellent question, Ronnie. What you describe is the less common Bleeth-to-‘Bag viral transmission. This only occurs in situations where the Bleeth is so polluted by ‘bag virus, that she flips from incubator to pollutant/carrier.
It is also less common because by the time most hotts reach a stage-4 Douchebaguette state, they are completely surrounded by stage-3 and stage-4 douches, and so the non-‘bag rarely faces exposure (see Exhibit A, pictured here).
But it does happen, as you witnessed this past weekend. And when it does, it’s very pooey.
Ask DB1: What About Bleeth-to-‘Bag?
—-
Strangely, there was one couple where the hott was Bleethed-out far beyond redemption but her dude was only exhibiting minimal Stage 1 douche/scrote/choad signifiers. His beard was overly trimmed but that was about it. No oversized sunglasses, no tats, hair was not gelled, no foul stench of Axe, etc.
Thank You,
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Excellent question, Ronnie. What you describe is the less common Bleeth-to-‘Bag viral transmission. This only occurs in situations where the Bleeth is so polluted by ‘bag virus, that she flips from incubator to pollutant/carrier.
It is also less common because by the time most hotts reach a stage-4 Douchebaguette state, they are completely surrounded by stage-3 and stage-4 douches, and so the non-‘bag rarely faces exposure (see Exhibit A, pictured here).
But it does happen, as you witnessed this past weekend. And when it does, it’s very pooey.
Halloween or Europe?
Okay kids, time to play another round of the Hottie/Douchey game that’s sweeping the nation:
Halloween or Europe?
Which is it?
Vote, as always, in the comments thread.
Jimmy
Jimmy so badly wants to be douchey. He’s got the hat tilt. The overpriced shirt from Nordstroms. The “rocker” hand gesture. Jimmy’s even recently finished a tasty cherry Lifesaver.
But all sexy sweet take-home-to-mom Kara can do is give him a pity hug.
For Jimmy is douche-wannabe.
As such, he is nonthreatening. Clownish. A douchal echo.
But that is not an excuse for that getup. He is still to be mocked.
Where's Waldouche? Freshman Underwear Kegger Edition
Somewhere in this lineup of snowflakey pure underwear sporting freshhotts at the Kegger, I’ve carefully hidden a Fratty Waldouche.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
