Thursday, December 20, 2012
Hottest Hott of the Year #2: Vespa Hott from Lord Helmet and Vespa Hott
From Jenny’s girl-next-door hottness our other 2012 Douchie Award winner is that sultry Eurasian Brunette Goddess we know as Vespa Hott from Lord Helmet and Vespa Hott.
Her Mayan Eye of Coitus takes her otherworldy hottributes and sends them to into the stratosphere of award winning hott munch.
Other Hottest Hotts of the Year include Ashley Pear, Poochtickle Trina, Pouty Cass, British Sexy Sophia, Bath Salts Hugh Jackman’s Sheila, and every single vision of feminine perfection that appeared in Where’s Douchelegs?
Mmm… yes to all please.
Chick in the houndstooth bikini in “Where’s Douchelegs” has her legs wrapped around the babe she was macking.
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The travesty is that the idiot taking the photo said “Hey look here and smile” instead of catching them nips to nips in full embrace , lips locked and fingers a-diddlin’
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That’s how I see it, anyway
This Shit Is Funny Dept: Bad Lip Reading You Tube Channel. Rick Perry Campaign Ad”
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“I’m proud of my gun and I pood in space”
Oops, that’s Grantland.
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Here’s the channel: RIck Perry Here
Now we’re talking. I’d befriend Vespa’s younger brother Gunter just to hear him occasionally mention passing stories about his older sister’s trips from bathroom to her room in the mornings before church wearing only a towel.
@Vin – check out the Rick Santorum one. It is by far the funniest.
Mmmm…….. Vespa Hott, Your luscious melons & cleavite discreetly tucked away call to me and by call to me I mean I have a strong desire to go motor boating and I don’t mean the kind that Dark Sock is infamous for.
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Sexy Poochtickle Trina has that Mayan Eye of SSRI going on. Catch her on a good night and it can be no holds barred fun for a month or so then after that run for cover.
New meaning to the word Darksock
Vespa’s come-hither look would make me come anywhere, despite the dizzyingly bad print, high-waisted dress she’s wearing.
@DW
That ain’t no high-waisted dress, it’s a support apparatus/garment to keep the twins from bounding all over the place. I approve yet disapprove at the same time. Free those bad boys.
Her Mayan Eye of Coitus may save this rock yet by calming the angry spirits of her ancestors (that’s why people think the world’s ending, right? The Mayans are pissed or something?)
Hall of Hott, quick, before the world ends!
This is more like it. Sophia Vergara’s little sister cohabitting with an angry red tomato. She’s about the light that cheap polyester dress on fire with the cig she is hiding, but I’ll be there to slather her burns in monkey tonic.
Vespa: tiny, impractical ride that you tool around town on when your main ride is in the shop. Breaks down frequently, and when you eventually tire of the aggravation, you sell at a loss it to a continental Itot who thinks aggravation is charmingly old world. About right.
I agree on this one- I also imagine her slowly lifting her frock to reveal her perfect body- then burning my eye out with her cigarette because I saw staring too long.
I’d hotbox a carton of Viceroys® for the chance to pick up her discarded cigarette butt and insert it, filter first, into my hungry rectum.
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I still like Jenny, from the previous thread, better.
Steroid Smoking Gordon Ramseybag
I remember this constipated bloodnut. Dude needs more fibre. And you fry an egg on that forehead.
Sven should have passed on the work experience gig at Fukushima and gone to the Greek Islands with the rest of the guys from the Volvo factory..
Despite wearing a dress designed by the same guys who do the funny stickers for the new car manufacturers Vespa Hott isn’t fooling anyone.
Wayne Rooney Troll Doll ™
One giant blood blister.