Thursday, December 20, 2012

Hottest Hott of the Year #2: Vespa Hott from Lord Helmet and Vespa Hott

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From Jenny’s girl-next-door hottness our other 2012 Douchie Award winner is that sultry Eurasian Brunette Goddess we know as Vespa Hott from Lord Helmet and Vespa Hott.

Her Mayan Eye of Coitus takes her otherworldy hottributes and sends them to into the stratosphere of award winning hott munch.

Other Hottest Hotts of the Year include Ashley Pear, Poochtickle Trina, Pouty Cass, British Sexy Sophia, Bath Salts Hugh Jackman’s Sheila, and every single vision of feminine perfection that appeared in Where’s Douchelegs?

Mmm… yes to all please.

# posted by douchebag1
10:03 am December, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Chick in the houndstooth bikini in “Where’s Douchelegs” has her legs wrapped around the babe she was macking.

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The travesty is that the idiot taking the photo said “Hey look here and smile” instead of catching them nips to nips in full embrace , lips locked and fingers a-diddlin’

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That’s how I see it, anyway

10:24 am December, 20 Vin Douchal said...

This Shit Is Funny Dept: Bad Lip Reading You Tube Channel. Rick Perry Campaign Ad”

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“I’m proud of my gun and I pood in space”

10:25 am December, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Oops, that’s Grantland.

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Here’s the channel: RIck Perry Here

10:28 am December, 20 Tits McGee said...

Now we’re talking. I’d befriend Vespa’s younger brother Gunter just to hear him occasionally mention passing stories about his older sister’s trips from bathroom to her room in the mornings before church wearing only a towel.

@Vin – check out the Rick Santorum one. It is by far the funniest.

10:41 am December, 20 867-530-DOUCHE said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLRUszuu9I

11:37 am December, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmm…….. Vespa Hott, Your luscious melons & cleavite discreetly tucked away call to me and by call to me I mean I have a strong desire to go motor boating and I don’t mean the kind that Dark Sock is infamous for.

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Sexy Poochtickle Trina has that Mayan Eye of SSRI going on. Catch her on a good night and it can be no holds barred fun for a month or so then after that run for cover.

11:54 am December, 20 Vin Douchal said...

New meaning to the word Darksock

11:55 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vespa’s come-hither look would make me come anywhere, despite the dizzyingly bad print, high-waisted dress she’s wearing.

12:04 pm December, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

@DW

That ain’t no high-waisted dress, it’s a support apparatus/garment to keep the twins from bounding all over the place. I approve yet disapprove at the same time. Free those bad boys.

12:09 pm December, 20 Douche Wayne said...

Her Mayan Eye of Coitus may save this rock yet by calming the angry spirits of her ancestors (that’s why people think the world’s ending, right? The Mayans are pissed or something?)

Hall of Hott, quick, before the world ends!

12:23 pm December, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This is more like it. Sophia Vergara’s little sister cohabitting with an angry red tomato. She’s about the light that cheap polyester dress on fire with the cig she is hiding, but I’ll be there to slather her burns in monkey tonic.

12:33 pm December, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Vespa: tiny, impractical ride that you tool around town on when your main ride is in the shop. Breaks down frequently, and when you eventually tire of the aggravation, you sell at a loss it to a continental Itot who thinks aggravation is charmingly old world. About right.

1:03 pm December, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I agree on this one- I also imagine her slowly lifting her frock to reveal her perfect body- then burning my eye out with her cigarette because I saw staring too long.

1:24 pm December, 20 hermit said...

I’d hotbox a carton of Viceroys® for the chance to pick up her discarded cigarette butt and insert it, filter first, into my hungry rectum.

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I still like Jenny, from the previous thread, better.

2:40 pm December, 20 Blind Squirrel said...

Steroid Smoking Gordon Ramseybag

2:45 pm December, 20 Peter said...

I remember this constipated bloodnut. Dude needs more fibre. And you fry an egg on that forehead.

4:31 pm December, 20 Guid is Good said...

Sven should have passed on the work experience gig at Fukushima and gone to the Greek Islands with the rest of the guys from the Volvo factory..

4:33 pm December, 20 Guid is Good said...

Despite wearing a dress designed by the same guys who do the funny stickers for the new car manufacturers Vespa Hott isn’t fooling anyone.

4:42 pm December, 20 ehcuodouche said...

Wayne Rooney Troll Doll ™

11:45 pm December, 21 Stephanie said...

One giant blood blister.

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