Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Orangest Orange: Orangudan

OrangestOrange

From back in May, and oranging again in October, this freakish two-toned Vegas scroteweight needed to win at least one Douchie Award when all is said and done.

Runners up inxclude Orangukevin, Loompus Loompa, Crimson Billy, and the hilarious Chaz Bono Shit Golem.

# posted by douchebag1
1:52 pm December, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If you imagine a nipple on top, Orangudan’s pale pate is a dead ringer for Kimmy’s right milk muppet.

1:55 pm December, 19 The Dude said...

Vegas Kim serves as an excellent example of a bleethed out chick I’d still nail, but then so do most of the bleethes. I try not to discriminate.

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Orangudan is strange in ways I still don’t comprehend.

2:05 pm December, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

He could be a strong contender in the “stupidest tattoo” catagory, as well.

2:25 pm December, 19 hermit said...

^ Yep, I agree. That left arm is hard to explain.

Where’s Medusa when you need her?

2:31 pm December, 19 Vin Douchal said...

I’ma gonna make a “Chaz Bono Shit Golem” later this afternoon when I clear out this sushi lunch

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Bento Box

3:06 pm December, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m just glad this inflata-tool won something. I’d hate to see him escape the Douchies without some recognition.

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and that chaz bono shit golem pic is the bestest !

4:20 pm December, 19 The Dude said...

Best Friday Haiku:

“Chaz Bono Shit Golem”

To the Guggenheim!

4:50 pm December, 19 Douchble Helix said...

I hope we haven’t seen the last of Chaz Bono Shit Golem this awards season.

5:40 pm December, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I had ring worm on my throwing hand in little league football. It didn’t look even a little shitty bit like a tattoo. And my Dad (superhuman respect) denied the doctors advice and cleanses it with a drywall knife and a pair of pliers. The blood stoppage was up to me cause he didn’t like to coddle kids and my advice from him was “Shut the fuck up, pour this stiptic powder I have from the 60′s ans wrap it tight with this roll of gauze while I go hunting carp with my bow. Yes we do hunt carp here in the mid-arctic.

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He terrifies me except for his Catholic idolatry. Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.Son.

5:40 pm December, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I had ring worm on my throwing hand in little league football. It didn’t look even a little shitty bit like a tattoo. And my Dad (superhuman respect) denied the doctors advice and cleanses it with a drywall knife and a pair of pliers. The blood stoppage was up to me cause he didn’t like to coddle kids and my advice from him was “Shut the fuck up, pour this stiptic powder I have from the 60′s ans wrap it tight with this roll of gauze while I go hunting carp with my bow. Yes we do hunt carp here in the mid-arctic.

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He terrifies me except for his Catholic idolatry. Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.Son.

5:46 pm December, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m quite bent this year. Where the fuck is Wedgie?

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Stoners

6:48 pm December, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Orangudan is in a league of his own. Worst tatt, fo’ sho’; head that looks like a nippless tit, check; anabolic abuse, righty-o; likely psycho killer, indubitably.

7:50 pm December, 19 The Dude said...

Wouldn’t it be great if Vegas Kim had her nipples removed to match Orangudan’s dome? Okay, not.

8:23 pm December, 19 douche equis said...

Wow, this was a weak year for orange if this is our winner. Somewhere Cheeto-Man is laughing hysterically that this guy is even in the same ROOM with him, orange-wise-speaking.

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I’m happy to see the guy win an award (and his douche-name is one of the greats of the year), but I would have thought it would be Tatt That Looks Most Like A Disintegrating Milk-Bone Jigsaw Puzzle. Or would that have been too limiting?

10:09 pm December, 19 DarkSock said...

Orange you glad you flushed thrice?

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I forgot about “Chaz Bono Shit Golem”…I must’a been drunk(er) when that happened.

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Son(s). Dot Com. **urp**

11:33 pm December, 19 Stephanie said...

Even though this thing cuts through a few categories of douche…Wait,where’s Peter Pumpinhead? Wasn’t he orange enough in some photos,I feel as if I’m being cheated out of the cheetos,oompa loompas,there must be more bacon colored puffed up idiots than those.

7:53 am December, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Winner here-does he think his head will catch up to his spray on tan whilst he is at the pool?

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