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Saturday, January 11, 2014
Hot Chick With Douchebag Shocked to Discovered She Ended Up on Hot Chicks with Douchebags
In case you missed it in yesterday’s links, this hilarity deserves its own recognition.
For what happens when an H.C. discovers the truth of her poor life choices? LOLZ abound.
Thursday, December 27, 2012Kisseus Vomitorious Cannot Believe He Didn't Win the 2012 Douchebag of the Year
Distant third place runner-up in the 2012 HCwDB of the Year finals, Kisseus Vomitorious, cannot believe his package didn’t place higher.
But such is the fate when going against eventual winners(losers) Sleepy Jerkenstein and Cindy.
The DB1 randomly finds himself in Portland, where rainy pizza is consumed and Powell’s City of Books is visited.
Dinner with The Baron may even await on the horizon.
Alack, my vacation continues.
In the interim, talk amongst yourselves.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012Chipmonky Cutie Gayle Wanders into a Meatpack
Never wander into a Meatpack without protection, Gayle. Did you learn nothing from that backpacking trip through Dusseldorf?
Wednesday, November 14, 2012Peter Pumpin'head Abs Abby in the Pre-Inflation Days
Rumor has it that legendary cloud Peter Pumpin’head was once human.
A very douchey human.
But human nonetheless.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012Peter Pumpinhead Inflates to Biblical Proportions
Speaking of epic douchery…
Sadly, Peter’s pupae state, back before hyper-cartoonishness had set in, is but a distant trifling echo.
Mary Mammageddon would like to smile. But her face might crack.
Crack, I says.
Muskrats.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012Mongor No Like Bake Beans
They make Mongor sleepy and unable to adequately fondle hotts with unemotional zombie-like stare.
Tuesday, October 9, 2012One Word Tuesday
Peter Pumpin'head: The Early Years
Before shooting yak spittle into his bones and turning himself into a cloud, Peter Pumpin’head worked his way through college.
And by college, I mean not-college.
And by working, I mean Grooooo.
Thursday, September 6, 2012Peter Pumpin'Head is a Cumulus
When your pecs are larger than the Hotties of Kappa Kappa Epsilon’s heads, it might be time to decompress.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012Somewhere on the Long Island Shore…
Angie’s, like, totally annoyed because she, like, left her ‘gloss in her parents white BMW 525 and now her lips are, like, totally cracked, and, like, Antonio doesn’t express no sympathy and is being such a juicehead, so she’s totally not sorry any more that she gave Mikey a h-j in the parking lot of the Five Guys on Tuesday night.
Just so’s you know.
