Uberbro

    Thursday, May 31, 2012

    The Memorial Day BBQ You're Glad You Didn't Attend

    As the wise philosophers known as 3rd Bass once remarked:

    ’tis always ‘nother day that ‘ere Gas Face could be experienced. When not experienced, bow thine head in solemn prayer and give thanks. For Vishnu has forgiven, and the Boobie Hottie Sunrise of ‘ere tomorrow awaits. But when Gas Face is warranted, give thine enemies the Gas Face.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, May 9, 2012

    Earwigs

    Still out there.

    Still attaching themselves to hottie ear like Wrath of Khan brain bug.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, April 24, 2012

    Kelly Calls a Cab

    When the dudes from the Sheboygen Yacht Club get a little too much into the totally hetero affectionate bro time (no homo) ™ , Kelly’s out.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, March 21, 2012

    Antonio Prays for Peace

    And by peace, Antonio means group oil wrestling.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, February 9, 2012

    Uberbro Meltdown

    Forget adding up the signifiers. The douche counting machine just melted down into a pile of toxic poo.

    There is no coming back from witnessing this atrocity.

    We are all through the rabbit hole now.

    # posted by douchebag1