Mike Toolkowsky
Mike Toolkowsky may be starting work at his dad’s lumber yard next year after getting his GED. Where a forty year career of monotony and coffee breaks, a dumpy wife, and occasional tickets to see the Sooners play, awaits his eventual broken spirit.
But for now, Mike Toolkowsky will party. And he will party hard.
Meanwhile, one of the Jenkins sisters is hotter than the others. This has created great friction in the lives of Kelly, Kendra and Kaylie. But who are we kidding. Kaylie wins.
Friday Haiku
Site in hazy state,
Like ridic arm fung tattoo,
Blonde on right heals all.
Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Chad’s orange short shorts
Draw attention away from
His necrotic arm
— End the Haberdouchery
Matt Damon and three
Gays, Will not deflect my glaze
From Uma’s donut.
— Anthony LaBaglia
Green algae stick to
Douche Left’s Arm. I understand
They clean up oil slicks.
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
subconscious: “nice racks!”
multicolored funbags, yeah!
pool needs more chlorine.
— Bag A
Since it’s apparent
They’re not here to be baptised,
Just drown them instead.
— scrotum pole
Ouch, my eyeballs burn
Someone please drop a toaster
In this evil bath
— Justin
Emailing the DB1
Also my regular email, douchebag1 @ hotchickswithdouchebags.com is still not reconfigured, so if ya wanna drop a line:
JayLouisDB1 at the gmail.
Word.
Keep sendin’ in your pics/emails/tags.
HCwDB on Its Way
Looks like the server may have gone down due to a malicious attack by a disgruntled douche.
We’re still untangling the mess, but whether it was a pissed off ‘bag who couldn’t take the cultural mock he so richly deserved or not, the new server will be fully functional and online shortly.
In the meantime, keep your ‘bag hunting muscles in shape by taking on Tooly the Head here, and the glorious glories of drinkable Sherry and Brandy.
Where's Waldouche?: The Empire Strikes 'Bag
Since we’re going with a Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC) theme, here’s another lineup of tasty state school hottness.
But look closely.
Somewhere in this pic I’ve hidden a goofy Nerdbag who’s just glad to be there.
Can you find him?
Degree of difficulty: +2 Due to the boobs trap.
Where’s Waldouche?: The Empire Strikes ‘Bag
Since we’re going with a Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC) theme, here’s another lineup of tasty state school hottness.
But look closely.
Somewhere in this pic I’ve hidden a goofy Nerdbag who’s just glad to be there.
Can you find him?
Degree of difficulty: +2 Due to the boobs trap.
Emailing the DB1
Also my regular email, douchebag1 @ hotchickswithdouchebags.com is still not reconfigured, so if ya wanna drop a line:
JayLouisDB1 at the gmail.
Word.
Keep sendin’ in your pics/emails/tags.
Where's Waldouche?: Creepy Fratguy Edition
While I’m hard at work fixing the server today, by which I mean drinking and lying on my rug, musing on the inner boobie bouncal ratio, lets play the game that’s sweeping the nation:
Where’s Waldouche?
Somewhere in this lineup of eleven Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC),with perfect teeth and legs of uber-gnaw, I’ve carefully placed one creepy Perry Farrel Frattard.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
If you can’t, I’ve carefully arranged four Ubiquitous Red Cups to help guide you.
Where’s Waldouche?: Creepy Fratguy Edition
While I’m hard at work fixing the server today, by which I mean drinking and lying on my rug, musing on the inner boobie bouncal ratio, lets play the game that’s sweeping the nation:
Where’s Waldouche?
Somewhere in this lineup of eleven Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC),with perfect teeth and legs of uber-gnaw, I’ve carefully placed one creepy Perry Farrel Frattard.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
If you can’t, I’ve carefully arranged four Ubiquitous Red Cups to help guide you.
HCwDB on Its Way
Looks like the server may have gone down due to a malicious attack by a disgruntled douche.
We’re still untangling the mess, but whether it was a pissed off ‘bag who couldn’t take the cultural mock he so richly deserved or not, the new server will be fully functional and online shortly.
In the meantime, keep your ‘bag hunting muscles in shape by taking on Tooly the Head here, and the glorious glories of drinkable Sherry and Brandy.
