Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Fraiku

Jose Fernando
Begs all the young girls to cross
his southern border

***As you may have noticed last week, I’ve slightly changed the Fraiku format, including highlighting my Personal Pick O’ The Week in red text. This week infamous Bait n’ Switch link cad Jacques Douchetou wins the Internet.***

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
He gave up tacos
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.

Vin Douchal said…
Hand Gesture describes
One in pink, one in the stink
And a thumb up mine

Charles Douchewin said…
The 1980′s
called; left a message to say –
“Please stay where you are.”.

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
I puts the ‘stache in
The cleavage or it gets the
Hose. The salsa hose.

Jacques Doucheteau said…
Saluting the flag
is difficult when the pole
is 3 inches long

DoucheyWallnuts said…
Golden Sombrero
Strike out three times in one night
The other Hat Trick

Capt. James T. Douche said…
All of these people
Are overly familiar
With chloroformed rags

“Lotta People Talkin’, but Few of them know…”

“…Big Leg Woman ain’t got no Soul”.

I learnt the hard way. Son.

Discuss.

YoBro tells Pia to stop staring into the microwave

10 degree hat tilt? Check.

Douchie wrist acoutrement? Check.

Stupid $200 sh!t-wrapper of a t-shirt? Check

Smug millennial trust-fund scowl for his brah’s Instagram? Check.

Fish-Slap demeanor?  Chickity-Check.  Yo.

Check, please.

Sweetie, you can do better.  It’s written in that sniff-poo look on your pretty mug.  

But you choose not to. Hence we mock.

Memorial Day Weekend Thoughts & Links

Grampa here gets a Nottadouche Pass™ for being one of our honored veterans (he was wounded in Gettysburg…during the Korean war. Long story.) Let us all throw a slab of animal on a hot grill this weekend and reflect on those who never came home.

Yes, it’s that time of year to celebrate our awesome military – where many of us go for a long ride, way across-country, to hang out with family members we don’t really like (like our weird cousin Arnie) and eat good food.

But you pervs came here to open up links about women, didn’t you?

Have at:

Patriotic Right To Pear Arms Pear (not bad for 53…)

Ginger Pear

I Refuse To Accept That Poo Comes Out Of This Pear Pear

Break Room Pear

O What To Wear Pear

Reverse Stare Pear

Lamp Shade Pear

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butt Hair Pear

Haiku Time

“Strap on?!? Aw Hells Yeah!”
Poor Todd did not realize
He was Kim’s “bottom”.

Charles Douchewin:
Club Boulder Holders™
“Get Your Rocks Off On Our Rocks!”
Old ted grasps at youth.

Capt. James T. Douche:
He is putting up
The rocker, but she will not
Receive The Shocker

The Very Reverend Chad Kroeger:
She goes rock climbing
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

DoucheyWallnuts:
Wonder Woman’s Gunt
Off-sets massive Sweater Meat
Seahawk Douche gets some

Ed Hardy Har Har:
Tied up in Wonder
Woman Magic Lasso gives
Todd Magic renob!

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche:
Todd “Rocks out with his
cocck out” he tells Kim. She sees
large bulge near his ass.

creature:
Cindi Buttplier
number one installer at
“Joe’s Perma-ButtPlug”

DoucheyWallnuts:
Bloated Belayer
Attaches Schmeckle* Harness
For Penis Torture

*Schmeckle, he says

Caption This Spectacle

Alert (and angst-filled) Legendary Bag-Hunter Doc Bunsen sent this gem in, entitled “Reverend Chad’s Basement”.

See if you can top that.

Son.

The winner gets to ‘bate to this pear. And we’re on the Honor System, folks.

Hell…go ahead. We’re all winners here. And with that pear I won first…and second…soon to be third.