Thursday, December 20, 2012

The Yellowtail: Mr. Tibbs

OldbagMrTibbs

The Yellowtail Douchie Award, also known as The Oldbag, goes to the creepiest old scrote macking on the young hotts of the year.

This award invariably produces its share of heroism and anti-douche applause. For most people, simply witnessing any old geezer keeping his saggy sack in the game and getting his mack on in his senior years is worthy of applause and appreciation.

Oldbags of note this year include:

Greybeard sins against Nature.

The generic Vagitarian.

The creepy Vegas Olddog and Olddog with Pear.

The uber annoying Bronzer McTwat, also known as Mister Asswhiffer.

Narm.

The ancient Tony Cappacino.

The douche-face of Gozer the Fondler.

And Vinny the Crabs Guy who definitely earns his nottadouche and tasty crab snack.

The biggest competition for the Yellowtail award has to go to either Oldbag Harold or Oldbag Ralph, both of whom are odious sucks of taint in presence of hot chick.

But there was no passing up Mr. Tibbs, showing his nieces his fine corinthian leather back in January.

A lotta Oldbags last January. I don’t know what was going on then.

# posted by douchebag1
3:36 pm December, 20 jonezy said...

I smell a Thallbag award on the horizon…

3:49 pm December, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

This is why DB1 is the man, I’ve been chuckling for the past several minutes and I might add everyone please do NOT click on Olddog and Olddog with Pear for he has thee worst tattoo going, seriously a thong tattoo? WTF Oldog? did you really find it necessary to take it to that level in the quest for strange? Bad choice my man.

4:05 pm December, 20 Douchble Helix said...

Oldbag is *not* autodouche, unless he has a bananan sack. Oldbag Harold with the jorts hat deserves some kind of awards respect.

4:06 pm December, 20 Peter said...

If Oldog didn’t douche it up he could probably pull more than his fair share of MILFs. What a douche!

5:01 pm December, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Can anyone prove that’s not Ted Turner?

5:02 pm December, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Yellowtail: Mr. Tibbs looks like Burt Reynolds as comedic gold Congressman David Dilbeck from the movie “Striptease” when Demi Moore was hot.

5:06 pm December, 20 creature said...

didn’t we see Tony Cappacino in BCS’s Lemon Party?

….Wheeze?

5:51 pm December, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

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This is Burt Reynolds’s older brother – Kurt Reynolds.

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Who has a remarkably modest watch.

7:17 pm December, 20 Vin J Douchal said...

McDonalds mcfuccen McRib s the fuccen McBomb. They’ll give you extra sauce to dip yer fries if you ask. The fuccen McBomb I says

7:29 pm December, 20 Vin J Douchal said...

I just et two and got one for midnight snack

8:01 pm December, 20 creature said...

‘Weekend At Bernies’ the broiled & basted with poo adventure

8:02 pm December, 20 The Dude said...

Just because you’re old and macking on young hotties don’t give you auto-notta. Aw, heck I’m just jealous. And I’ve never shaved my groin area. And I lack the will to go shirtless in a leather vest. What a fuck’n loser. Can I get somekindaward for that?

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Are his nipples orange?

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See? I’m just envious

9:24 pm December, 20 The Dude said...

Are we gonna wrap this up before the end of the world?

9:50 pm December, 20 Stephanie said...

Clearly this old guy doesn’t even know he looks like a tool,a leather cowboy? He looks like a Tandy Leather Craft Kit.

9:51 pm December, 20 DarkSock said...

Bacon?

11:42 pm December, 20 Billy The Scrote said...

Tibbs aka Crocodile Dundee’s dad

1:33 am December, 21 hermit said...

That Richard Petty can still pull the hotts.

5:36 am December, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Don’t forget Tony Cappacino is Skinny D’Amato, who is now in the Witness Protection Program.

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I would like to add that DB1 was en fuego with names in 2012.

6:35 am December, 21 Dickie Fingers said...

Skinny D’Amato the ass puncher?

6:49 am December, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Very good Dickie! You are correct.

7:42 am December, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Ah, Yellowtail . . . one of my first experiences with the hallowed halls that is This Site. And that made all the difference.

7:42 am December, 21 Douche Wayne said...

“What’s the Leather Pony?”

“I don’t know; we don’t have that at lunch.”

8:36 am December, 21 The Dude said...

I gotta go back to sleep. I was trying to get my head around the Waitress Protection Act wondering if DW’s Wallnuts were shaken a bit too much last night.

10:35 am December, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Whoa ! Is this the year of the oldbag ? lot of worthy contestants.

11:41 pm December, 21 Stephanie said...

I like how old guys like this,are thinking this is a great chick magnet outfit. They should stuff him and put him in an Outback restaurant as the door greeter.

3:09 am December, 23 Herd Thinner said...

I honestly can’t fault Father Time for swinging for the fences. I fault the pair of attention whores who are embellishing his latest acid flashback from the New Jersey boardwalk circa 1971. Way to perpetuate mediocrity girls.

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