Miami
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Monday, January 31, 2011
Busher Von Chin
Busher Von Chin has learned many lessons in his many years of chasing the Miami Hoochinas and their quality tight boobage.
But first and foremost, Busher Von Chin knows that seduction comes down to one thing, and one thing only.
Perfectly symmetrical pink silk mandana.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010Maximilian Smell Odors On
Our Monthly may be over, but Max Smell is dusting off his pec oil and his Vegas Anonyhotties to prep for the next Weekly.
That reminds me, has anyone seen my last package of HoHos? Stupid trained lemurs. I knew I never should’ve agreed to lease my living room to Animal Planet during pilot season.
Monday, October 11, 2010Maximilian Smell
Maximilian Smell knows what brunette giggle hotties like Kaylie and Heather love.
And what Kaylie and Heather love is the smell of sweat, Old Spice and Bud Light Lime.
Monday, September 27, 2010The Cleveland Steamer
The Cleveland Steamer decided to take his talents to South Beach and hit on the skinny but ginormiously jiggle enhanced Chiquitas, while voting in the HCwDB of the Week.
Have you voted yet?
Thursday, September 16, 2010Indiana Jones and the Arm of Mayan Douchewank
Not sure about the direction of the latest chapter in the series, but at least it doesn’t have C.G. ants.
The Modelbag
Pec reveal, chest shave and carrying a picture around of yourself in a magazine ad.
Add ’em up and Miami Beach just turned in its library card and slapped a penguin.
Licky Lisa’s tongue is playful, but her eyes betray the fear of Yanni music and forceful gropings by the pool at 2am.
