The Jersey Top Hat Bros Take a Break
After performing at the Radisson off Exit 13W, the Jersey Top Hat Bros decided to mix it up with Kelly and Latisha from the nearby “Cheetahs Free Buffet On Thursdays” revue.
Because hey, when you don’t have culture or intellect, ya gotta find some way to pass the time.
Where's Waldouche: Roastyhead Paid-to-Abs Edition
Somewhere in this lineup of toned but perhaps a tad second-tier paid-to-poser pooch slobbers (exept for you, Quality Mandy), I’ve carefully hidden a Roastyhead.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Mandarin Orange Comes to Jesus
Still out there.
Still bothering second tier vaguely manish Kardashian sisters with Jesus bling and skin cancer.
"In the Realm of the Furry Senses"
There shall be only one.
Caption This Pic
“As Mama Selena liked to tell her friends in Boca, her son, Lil’ Pepe, likes ’em tall, voluptuous, and with prodigious ham dangle ™.”
The Long Journey of Stupid Red Triangle Head, his Sidekick Dieter Von Crappybeer, and Kelly
What began in an orphanage in Timbuk3, lived through much of the turmoil of the great Kardashian Glute Wars of the late 2009s, and ended in a rickshaw in outer Reno, is a sad tale of woe, wood grain alcohol, and a cute schnauzer named Peppy.
Yup.
I got no ideas what I’m saying.
My last day in NYC as a semi-resident. I shed a salty fuccen tear, and munch on a bagel.
Kisseus Vomitorious and Margaret Make Their Bid for the Yearly
And by bid, I mean credit card living, frequent name changes, and a bottle of Jager.
HCwDB: White Party Frank Gehry Love Boat Edition
Why do I feel like the backstory of this pic involves a drunken Saudi Prince hoping to invest in the movie industry?
This Picture of Vegas Douchenut No Longer Shocks You
And the fact it no longer shocks you is, if you think about, what is truly shocking.
We live in a post-douchebag world. Through the looking glass, people. Black is white. Up is down. Joe Pesci is wearing a wig.
