Boatbaggery
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Monday, December 23, 2013
Skullbro Eats Kelly's Skull
Oh those wacky millennials.
Enjoying beverages and driving small motor boats paid by their parents since 2003.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013Bowzer Wins the Pear Lottery
Proving yet again that to score the beach ladies you don’t need a job, a car, or even the ability to form words with more than one syllable. You just need to own various sundry water equipment.
And by various sundry water equipment, I mean Bowzer’s secret stash of choloform soaked beer cozies.
Saturday, November 9, 2013Your Saturday Boatbaggery
Amazing how some images reveal so little actual hottie/douchey atrocity, yet you can smell the bodyspray and post-coital bro-texting like a pungent odor gremlin haunting the collective unconscious.
Thursday, August 22, 2013DeathTongue Gives free STD checks…
…Whilst in the background Buttocks L’Orange haggles with Annie Rexic for sac time.
We still have a war to fight.
Son.
I declare this picture and the subjects therein to be subjected to…
THREE WORD THURSDAY.
Have at in the comments section.
Monday, May 20, 2013CAPTION THIS PIC (special "it gets the hose" edition)
Bob’s dockside gerbil-style vodka dispenser was an instant hit with his bar customers.
Thursday, March 14, 2013Meatheads with Boats Score the Hott Momms
Douchetatts and Undies Poke are still scrotey, boat or no boat.
Daughter Jenny should not be included in your fantasmagorium of this scene, ya sick bastid.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013Boatwanks and Hot Chicks in Dry Dock
Warning: Never ask to see the “White Whale,” no matter how much they try to goad you into asking.
Payoff: For it is Joey’s peen.
Good news: Rumor has it that Kelly puts out for a Miller Lite.
Problem: No one can tell which one of the woo hotties is Kelly.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013Julius McAsswipe Sails on a Boat, Wears Muscle Tee, Fondles His Step-sister
I haven’t been this disturbed about quasi-incest since this happened.
Frankie says, “Douchelax.”
The 80s called. They want people to stop saying that they called to make a point that your fashion is out of style since they didn’t actually call since a decade can’t actually operate a telephone.
Got nuthin’.
I need a coffee.
Monday, October 29, 2012Jenny from the Boat Upgrades to Coors
Just like Jenny from the Boat upgraded her latest herp partner from Billy (not pictured) to Marty McJesusneck.
Do not ask about Billy.
No one asks about Billy.
Not since the linguini incident.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012Party Girl Brooke Sails with the Choad
Once again, the existential question is asked:
Do the douchebags buy the lake boats? Or does owning a lake boat turn one douchey?
