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    Thursday, April 1, 2010

    Karen's Ear Wax Problem


    This new douche run Ear Cleaning Business is really taking off.

    First Cindy.

    Now Karen.

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    Thursday, April 1, 2010

    Karen’s Ear Wax Problem


    This new douche run Ear Cleaning Business is really taking off.

    First Cindy.

    Now Karen.

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    Thursday, April 1, 2010

    The Abs of Boe


    Looks like the Barely Legal Giggle Hotties of Kappa Kappa Woo have found the Face of Boe’s abs, missing for four billion years.

    Yeah, that’s right, fellow ‘bag hunters.

    Doctor Who references.

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    Thursday, April 1, 2010

    Miami Bohunks


    Still out there.

    Still hitting on delightful gnaw shoulders like Maria here.

    Still multiplying like rabbits.

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    Thursday, April 1, 2010

    Ask DB1: Whither the Pucker?


    —-
    DB1,

    After three years of browsing your virtual playground of douche-nozzles, one overwhelmingly perplexing question remains: why do bag and bleeth alike pucker their lips when posing for what will soon become yet another passing memory in the Hall of Scrote?

    Most sincerely,

    Kierkegaardouche
    —-

    It is a psychoanalytic response to the presentation of the collective gaze in the form of the signifier of the technological.

    In other words, when confronted with the alienation of the digital image capture of the self, the body must contort to become virtual spectacle.

    Without contortion, the body cannot exist in the medium of the new representations.

    And also, these morons think the chicks dig it.

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    Thursday, April 1, 2010

    Ramon is Nottadouche


    Now hear me out.

    Normally we’d tag Ramon as an autobag for the hair gel alone, not to mention the Ed Hardy scrote-shorts.

    But other factors are at play.

    No tatts.

    No douche-face.

    No obnoxious hang gestures as he rubs up on the sweet, unBleethed innocent hott, Kristen.

    I’m giving Ramon a nottadouche and a go in peace. He just isn’t that douchey.

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    Wednesday, March 31, 2010

    "Hairapalooza 2010" at the Decatur High Parking Lot


    Zeke’s retro 80s themed after-school party was off to a pretty inauspicious start.

    Only the ladies from Glee Club had bothered to show. And Zeke knew they were just there to build the college transcipt.

    But then Lonnie, an art school aspirant with indeterminant sexual orientation, also showed up.

    But Lonnie was only there because he’s writing the whole thing up for the school paper, “The Razor.”

    So Zeke was pretty bummed.

    But he decided to rock out anyway.

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    Wednesday, March 31, 2010

    “Hairapalooza 2010” at the Decatur High Parking Lot


    Zeke’s retro 80s themed after-school party was off to a pretty inauspicious start.

    Only the ladies from Glee Club had bothered to show. And Zeke knew they were just there to build the college transcipt.

    But then Lonnie, an art school aspirant with indeterminant sexual orientation, also showed up.

    But Lonnie was only there because he’s writing the whole thing up for the school paper, “The Razor.”

    So Zeke was pretty bummed.

    But he decided to rock out anyway.

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    Wednesday, March 31, 2010

    Carl Would Like to Blow Someone for a Drink


    Sunny would like to know what kind of car you drive.

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    Wednesday, March 31, 2010

    Wednesday Limerick


    In Brooklyn there’s Hipsterbag Marty,
    Who wears ‘beaters to a Williamsburg party,
    He hits on Paola,
    Who sells homemade granola,
    Then tells her in his pants he did sharty.

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