HCwDB
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Friday, March 26, 2010
Friday Thoughts and Link
As we approach the four year birthday of HCwDB (on Tuesday!), I can’t help but be both elated as well as Hostess cupcake enhanced pensive. Hall of Scrote legend King Douchuous IV’s hair spike (pictured here) has transformed from mockable irritant to a strange form of safety and reassurance to me.
Our war on cultural douche plague and attempts to wake up the boobie hottie from her mistakes has gone far and wide.
We’ve made an impact, that’s for sure.
But scrotewankery continues to mutate. The mega-corps who rely on selling unnecessary and overpriced name-brand products require perpetual sexual insecurity and eternal chase of the self to exist to sell their wares.
So it goes that the fight must continue. And the DB1 must stop drinking so much.
Since my excellent list of links are frozen somewhere inside the server rebuild going on this weekend, I have one, and only one Friday Link for you.
But is a soothing healing transformative dream link indeed:
Follow her braless visage as we once again head into the internets breach and hope and pray we come out on the other side of 2.0 glories.
Friday, March 26, 2010Scroterometry 20:12
As is written in The Book of the ‘Bag:
‘Ere, tho, when ‘Bag Meets Bleeth, and both are perfectly calibrated in scrotal harmony, so shall the disco ball rise.
Indeed it shall, Tommy and Holly. Indeed it shall.
Friday, March 26, 2010Mike Toolkowsky
Mike Toolkowsky may be starting work at his dad’s lumber yard next year after getting his GED. Where a forty year career of monotony and coffee breaks, a dumpy wife, and occasional tickets to see the Sooners play, awaits his eventual broken spirit.
But for now, Mike Toolkowsky will party. And he will party hard.
Meanwhile, one of the Jenkins sisters is hotter than the others. This has created great friction in the lives of Kelly, Kendra and Kaylie. But who are we kidding. Kaylie wins.
Friday, March 26, 2010Friday Haiku
Site in hazy state,
Like ridic arm fung tattoo,
Blonde on right heals all.
Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Chad’s orange short shorts
Draw attention away from
His necrotic arm
— End the Haberdouchery
Matt Damon and three
Gays, Will not deflect my glaze
From Uma’s donut.
— Anthony LaBaglia
Green algae stick to
Douche Left’s Arm. I understand
They clean up oil slicks.
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
subconscious: “nice racks!”
multicolored funbags, yeah!
pool needs more chlorine.
— Bag A
Since it’s apparent
They’re not here to be baptised,
Just drown them instead.
— scrotum pole
Ouch, my eyeballs burn
Someone please drop a toaster
In this evil bath
— Justin
Friday, March 26, 2010Scroterometry 20:12
As is written in The Book of the ‘Bag:
‘Ere, tho, when ‘Bag Meets Bleeth, and both are perfectly calibrated in scrotal harmony, so shall the disco ball rise.
Indeed it shall, Tommy and Holly. Indeed it shall.
Friday, March 26, 2010Mike Toolkowsky
Mike Toolkowsky may be starting work at his dad’s lumber yard next year after getting his GED. Where a forty year career of monotony and coffee breaks, a dumpy wife, and occasional tickets to see the Sooners play, awaits his eventual broken spirit.
But for now, Mike Toolkowsky will party. And he will party hard.
Meanwhile, one of the Jenkins sisters is hotter than the others. This has created great friction in the lives of Kelly, Kendra and Kaylie. But who are we kidding. Kaylie wins.
Friday, March 26, 2010Friday Haiku
Site in hazy state,
Like ridic arm fung tattoo,
Blonde on right heals all.
Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Chad’s orange short shorts
Draw attention away from
His necrotic arm
— End the Haberdouchery
Matt Damon and three
Gays, Will not deflect my glaze
From Uma’s donut.
— Anthony LaBaglia
Green algae stick to
Douche Left’s Arm. I understand
They clean up oil slicks.
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
subconscious: “nice racks!”
multicolored funbags, yeah!
pool needs more chlorine.
— Bag A
Since it’s apparent
They’re not here to be baptised,
Just drown them instead.
— scrotum pole
Ouch, my eyeballs burn
Someone please drop a toaster
In this evil bath
— Justin
Friday, March 26, 2010Emailing the DB1
Also my regular email, douchebag1 @ hotchickswithdouchebags.com is still not reconfigured, so if ya wanna drop a line:
JayLouisDB1 at the gmail.
Word.
Keep sendin’ in your pics/emails/tags.
Thursday, March 25, 2010HCwDB on Its Way
Looks like the server may have gone down due to a malicious attack by a disgruntled douche.
We’re still untangling the mess, but whether it was a pissed off ‘bag who couldn’t take the cultural mock he so richly deserved or not, the new server will be fully functional and online shortly.
In the meantime, keep your ‘bag hunting muscles in shape by taking on Tooly the Head here, and the glorious glories of drinkable Sherry and Brandy.
Thursday, March 25, 2010Where's Waldouche?: The Empire Strikes 'Bag
Since we’re going with a Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC) theme, here’s another lineup of tasty state school hottness.
But look closely.
Somewhere in this pic I’ve hidden a goofy Nerdbag who’s just glad to be there.
Can you find him?
Degree of difficulty: +2 Due to the boobs trap.
