Hall of Scrote
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Wednesday, October 9, 2013
The King Lives!
The pic I posted this morning, Chudwick the Boiled in presence of Lacey, has left me bereft of all humanity and motivation in this short existential crisis we call life.
So in a way, I find solace in the fact that uberdouchey legend King Douchuous the IV continues to reject a proper life in service of chasing a Dionysian fantasy.
It’s good to know that while so much changes, some things are eternal. The King’s douchey hair in presence of Vegas Party Chicks?
Eternal.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013Benzino Carries On
Governments open and governments close.
Douchebags come and douchebags go.
Hot chicks woo party and hot chicks marry/divorce into suburban malaise.
But the true legends carry on and on until their grease tatts and scrotal sack can partake no more of the sweet nectar of pretend immortality via hot chick impressing credit-card living.
Benzino is just such a douchal aspirant.
And by aspirant, I mean clogged mucus membranes.
Bottle Blonde Blue is glorious in her enhanced unreality. Her particibles make my weepie weep for nethers of unfondle.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013Donkey Douche Gets Feisty With a Reporter on Live Television
For those keeping up with the ongoing adventures of Hall of Scrote douchal legend Donkey Douche, here’s the latest update on his antics.
Because he is a baboon.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013The Kettlehead for Hall of Scrote?
Reader Kevin calls for a quorum vote:
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How in the hell is kettle not in the hall of douche bag fame, this guy’s douchebag photos are the stuff of legend!
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It all began on an inglorious day in 2009 with this atrocity. The Kettlehead, his creepy distended ‘brow, and his propensity to take photographs with assorted hott chicks then went on an HCwDB tear:
The Kettlehead’s Shaved Chest with Dual Hott Action
The Kettlehead Pops Collar, Shaves Chest, and Snags Tasty Tonya
The Kettlehead Goes as Himself for Halloween
The Kettlehead with Tasty Peach Brunette Sylvia
The Kettlehead Pulls a Geraldo
The Kettlehead Creeps on Chiquita Hott
The Kettlehead Goes The Full Khan #1
The Kettlehead Goes the Full Khan #2
And, most recently, The Kettlehead Wears a Tie and Retardo-shirt with Blue Hott Kelly
Back in the Halycon days of HCwDB, a scrote like Kettlehead couldn’t even pull enough douche/hott combos to win the HCwDB of the Week.
But thems were the days when the site got dozens of submissions and your humb narrs didn’t have to do any work around here.
I still don’t do any work around here. But whatevs.
Like a fine wine, or a rotting series of molds and fungi, the Kettlehead just gets douchier with age.
What say you? Hall of Scrote? or nay?
And if you need any additional info before voting, there’s this.
Sunday, August 18, 2013The Gator Gets Freaky
Ah yes, The Gator.
From purchasing a town in Bulgaria to starring as the next villain in Doctor Who in just seven bankruptcy and lawsuit filled years.
But at least the legendary Hall of Scrote member is still shreddin’ (warning: not safe for life).
Tuesday, August 13, 2013Benzino Puts on the Ritz
Only the chosen few ‘bag legends can perform narcissistic feats of transcendence while cuddling with Bottle Blonde Ashley and her ultra poochable suckle tauts.
Your humb narrs is still bottle burping and sleeplessing. Sorry the site can’t update as much these days but there will always be room in my life to mock the atrocious asspimple that is Benzinobag.
Wednesday, July 24, 2013Benzino Takes a Chips n' Pear Break
It’s not easy being an uberdouche and partying with the slutty hotts on a full time basis.
In fact, it can be downright exhausting.
Ya gotta Bryll Cream your hair.
Grow a sexy Oates ‘stache.
Hang with ladies in short-shorts who like to flip off nearby cameras.
Sometimes it all gets too much for Benzino.
Times like that, Benzino needs a break. A chips n’ pear break.
Monday, July 22, 2013Kisseus Vomitorious and Hott Rachel Get Ready for Crabsmas!!
Merry Crabsmas, everyone!!
Merry Crabsmas!!
Thursday, June 20, 2013Benzino Gets Old, Rich Girl Rachel Still Hasn't Wised Up
HCwDB legend Benzino.
Still out there.
Still macking on quality hotts like Rich Girl Rachel.
Now with bonus shorts fold.
Monday, June 17, 2013Donkey Douche is Like a Fine Vinegar
And like any finely cheesed vinegar, The ‘Douche must not be oversampled or it will run sour.
And yet, I cannot resist.
One Donkey Douche to start off the week, and then I will turn my attentions back to mocking mortal and human HCwDB combos.
But stare we must.
Like at a violent car crash on the life superhighway.
