Sunday HCwDB Movie
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Sunday, May 8, 2011
South Africa’s “Die Antwoord” is Something Something
Remember kids. Always floss.
Sunday, May 1, 2011Angel Frolics with a Garage Door
As with most frolic videos, no hot chicks. But plenty of hair grease and minimal employment prospects. And serious doucheclownery.
So to make up for the lack of hot chick, here’s some tasty Gal Gadot, Israeli model, potential Semitic thigh bongo licorice slap, and confirmed, official future ex-Mrs. DB1.
EDIT: Turns out the previous pic may not be the lovely Gal Gadot, although it looks just like her, so here’s some more tasty post-Portman post-Kunis Hebraic perfection.
Sunday, April 24, 2011Chee Wants to Teach You “Ball Change”
Watch closely, kids. Douche dancin’ ain’t for beginners.
Sunday, April 17, 2011The BBC Presents: Human Planet’s “The Douche”
If New Line hadn’t chickened out and put the HCwDB movie in turnaround, this is pretty close to what it would’ve looked like.
Sunday, April 10, 2011The Real Beastie Boys
There is hope for the future after all.
Sunday, April 3, 2011The Greatest Action Sequence of All Time
I’ve posted it before, and I’ll post it again.
Hollywood has been owned by Bollywood in the greatest five minute sequence of all cinematic time. Mulletbaggery is forgiven, for our intrepid hero rules.
Sunday, March 27, 2011Gunter’s Ding Ding Dong
The great “Gunter” would like you to touch his Tra-la-la.
Sunday, March 20, 2011Vaguely Immigrant Old Man Frolic
In this case, “The Situation” is just mild sciatica and clogged arteries.
Yeah whaddaya want. It’s a slow Sunday.
(Although check out cute Baby Frolic at :23)
Sunday, March 13, 2011Axe Bodyspray: Fancy Commercials, Still Douchey
One of the seven charter members of the Douchoindustrial Complex, Axe Bodyspray, tries to use humor to stay alive in a challenging economic climate.
Sunday, March 6, 2011Your Sunday Hot Chick Infused Annoying Hipster Video
Since normally I post Sunday HCwDB Movies of douchebags frolicing in parking lots with nary a semi-hot chick in sight, today I thought we’d mix it up.
There are no traditional douchebags in this video.
Just lovely lovely ladies set to a strangely enjoyable, if trippy, indie track. And whales. And a thirsty old guy.
And, if you look really closely, an annoying hipster Melvin.
But in the spirit of forgiveness, we’ll give him a quasi notta and enjoy the Pear.
