Sunday HCwDB Movie
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Sunday, February 27, 2011
Little Skippy Records a Song!
Good for you, Little Skippy!! During playtime, everyone’s a winner!!
Now clean up the dishes and then you can watch an hour of Nickelodeon before bed.
Sunday, February 20, 2011HCwDB Fight Night: The Shish-ka-‘Bag and Karmic Justice
Three minutes of Middle Eastern Turkish Douche Dance.
Followed by justice.
Sunday, February 13, 2011The Mysteries of Life Explained
Courtesy of Doc Bunsen Honeydouche via last week’s threads, if you’ve ever been perplexed by life’s mysteries, by the moral, ethical, psychological and spiritual questions that haunt and plague the human spirit on this mysterious journey we call consciousness, this short clip will explain everything. It all. The whole enchilada in one 52 second clip.
Open your mind.
You are about to achieve total consciousness.
So you got that going for you.
Sunday, February 6, 2011Synchronized Douche Parking Lot Frolic: Creepy POV Style
Tuesday. 2am.
University of Maryland dorm parking lot.
Today’s youth’s pursuit of higher education and techno shirtlessness continues unabated.
Sunday, January 30, 2011Retro 80s Douchery: “Just One of the Guys”
Very few embodied classic 1980s proto-baggery quite like the great 80s teen movie villain, William Zabka.
How many early signs of budding choadal development can you find in this clip?
Sunday, January 23, 2011“I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down”
One of the more enjoyable local ads I saw while I was in New York over the holidays.
Sunday, January 16, 2011Infecting the Children
Like Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Frankenstein and Dr. Phil before me, I face the tragic irony of having had the noblest of intentions in my work, but facing the tragic byproduct of having unleashing on society a toxic cowpig that smells like cigarettes and rug burn.
But I fight on. While my karmic penance for unwittingly unleashing a Snooki on the world is undoubtedly great, my work exposing the scrotewank and lusting their hotts will hopefully also count for something on my psychic writ sheet. And while douche culture continues to grow like toe fung, there is no retreat from the war on scrotewankery. Only mocking harder.
Sunday, January 9, 2011Sifl and Olly Interview the “O” and the “G”
The great Sifl and Olly conduct an interview for the ages for you to enjoy on this lazy Sunday with your coffee and muffin.
And by coffee and muffin, I mean mimosas and Frosted Flakes.
Sunday, January 2, 2011“Listening To My Penis”
As we bask in the glow of a successfully completed 2010 Douchie Awards and Christmas is finally over, the great Jon Lajoie says all that needs to be said.
Sunday, October 31, 2010Happy Douchebag Halloween!!
Here’s the scariest thing you’ll see all day.
Boo!!
EDIT #1: For those complaining there is not hott counterbalance, have some extraordinarily suckle thigh quality Cracked Wall Pear.
EDIT #2: The great Vin Douchal’s latest HCwDB MP3 track is up — Dedicated to Brothabag Edgar it is called “I’m Pretty.” It’s also for sale on on iTunes.
