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One Word Tuesday Wednesday

Immigration.

Mini Hitler Chin

Still out there.

Still preparing to write Mein Chinf.

Scruffy Ralph Discovers Sheertina

Scruffy Ralph’s a stage-1 ‘bagger. A borderline tag, but the chin pubes are perhaps enough.

Sheertina offers glimpses of the canyoncs of teenage hyperbolic fantasy sugar premium aesthetic.

Her mellonic inspirations are laudatory.

Hells, lets get some perfect pear alls up in this place to go with perfect bazingos.

Reader Mail: Sierra Dates a Bouff

Sierra writes in with a strange first-person tag:

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Subject: Jersey boy w a southern belle

— Sierra

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Short. Cryptic. And entirely unclear on the concept of this website.

Rare-ass Blue Cup does not approve.

And neither does Tom Brady.

In Denmark, They Take the Bus

Epic Bus.

Richard Grieco, Unholy Source Douche for the Modern 'Bag Plague, Explains What a Gigolo Is

And the Typhoid Douchey of the Grieco virus continues unabated.

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//”When I started dripping the paint over the piece, it just seemed to come alive all of a sudden . . . I got this feeling like this is what I should be doing. I felt such a strange feeling of relief in a way.”

“Stylistically, he has dubbed his work “abstract emotionalism,” a moniker he said captures to the “unbridled emotion” that goes into each work. ‘I paint because I have to paint, like I have to get these feelings out of my head…'”//

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“Abstract Emotionalism” for the groin punch.

Jenny in the Land of Sci-Fi Herpster Poobags

One of Robert Heinlein’s lesser known novellas. But just as kinky as Heinlein’s 1980s Lazarus Long orgy stuff.

Elmo Hott and Groverchoad Approve of the HCwDB of the Week

Somewhere in the infinite beyond, Jim Henson weeps softly into his corn flakes.

HCwDB of the Week: Alissa and the Pepscrote

Last week we had Snuffaluffacrotch and Bozies. Pear Bombers and Taptastrophe.

But nothing said classic HC and DB like Alissa’s barely legal sexy hip poke and the toolosity of Lawn Giland Pepscrote.

Together, they make a smudgy brown insect stain on your throw rug.

So we annoint them unholy, and I go for sugar cereal forage in the kitchen.