Random HCwDB Movie
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Friday, September 23, 2011
He’s Fascinated By Boootiful Womien
From now on, I shop only at Divine Rags.
Friday, September 16, 201180s Protobaggery: ‘Mad Max’ in Weird Science
Inspired by a highly astute and well observed comment from Scrotation Marks in one of the threads, I realized that mid 80s Robert Downey Jr. offered one of the first true protobaggery templates that grew into the full bore 00s narcissism that became the Grieco Plague.
Here’s a clip of Downey’s “Mad Max” character, an epic performance as an 80s High School Douchenozzle, from the great John Hughes classic Weird Science.
Note: This is clearly not meant to call the actual Robert Downey Jr. a douche (a complex discussion on its own merits, as Downey has dipped in and out of ‘bag status over the years). But here, the man was playing a character. And for playing the genius that was Derek Lutz, Downey Jr. will always deserve props.
It’s true. My cinematic knowledge begins in 1984 and ends around 1987 or so. Grade school was very impactful on the psyche.
Monday, July 4, 2011üllar jörberg’s Mustache Says Happy July 4th!
C’mon!! Everyone do the Kutse Tantsule!!
Thursday, June 30, 2011Tube Sock Frolic
As we gear up for the July 4th weekend, here’s a nostalgic clip from way back in 2006. When HCwDB was first beginning, and the Douche Frolic was still in a state of pure Brawndo drinking idiocracy.
Like Flaherty’s Nanook of the North or Grierson’s portrayals of working class British families, we find documentary artifact as preservation of the authentic even as the historical moment passes.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011Chewbacca is a Gaaahhhhrrrggghh!
Well here’s something you don’t see every day.
Anonymous Jawa responds to Chewie’s display with classic “Ooo Tee Dee.”
Ooo Tee Dee indeed, Anonymous Jawa.
Ooo Tee Dee indeed.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011Second City’s Douchebag
Douche humor in scripted form. Five+ years since we started the revolution, and the mock continues in many forms and permutations. Some funny. Some not so funny. Some that pay the DB1. And some that don’t.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011Frolic Ninja
Do not mess with Frolic Ninja. For Frolic Ninja knows how to douche it up, Commodore 64 Style.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011Douche Feet
Some Tuesdays, ya just gotta mock the douche feet.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011Parking Lot Frolic: Zionism Style
And on the 8th day, Adonai pumped his fist to bad techno.
I need to recheck the historical record, but I’m fairly sure Theodor Herzl’s First Zionist Conference of 1897 did not contain any direct references to making Aliyah for the purposes of Douche Frolic.
(bonus brief Semitic Librarian Rachel Hottowitz Hottness glimpses at :17 and at 1:48)
Monday, September 6, 2010Happy Labor Day!
In honor of America’s working labor class, the people who hold this country together, HCwDB would like to pay tribute to you in the only way I know how:
With dancing baby frolic.
Regular postings, including a tough HCwDB of the Week, resume in full tomorrow. For now, your humble narrator lays pensively on his rug and sips a cup of Mad Dog.
