Hall of Scrote
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Words of Wisdom from Donkey Douche
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Ladies, when ur out at a nightclub please dont walk around the club barefoot! Its disgusting and trashy, nothing like seeing a bunch of drunk slobs waddling their black dirty toes in a grimey, wet, dirty nightclub/bar floor!
*One thing that makes women sexy is nice hands and feet, well maintained and beautiful nails! Also, the “shoes”. A women’s shoes and purse/bag should be the 2 things that show taste and style for that girl! Sloppin around with dirty feet while holding a beer in one hand and your nasty shoes in the other is a NO NO! But I guess this is ok and normal ☞ at the Castle! Dirty toes and cheese fries anyone?
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Tuesday, June 11, 2013The Donk Runs Free!!
Yes, folks, that’s right. The moment you’ve been waiting for.
Legendary Hall of Scrote ubertaint, the one and only Donkey Douche, is now free.
Where our scrotal legend from the late 2000s sadly got in trouble with the law, and then more trouble, justice has apparently finally been served.
And by justice, I mean ubertaint.
For the Donkster is jailed no more.
Free at last!
Free at last!
Thank groin shave all douchey, The Donk is free at last!!
Free to pump up with his bros.
Free to hang with the Chandlerbag.
Free to bust some new douche tatts.
Free to make spectacularly horrifying groin revealing douche vortex self portraits (Not Safe For Life).
Some ‘bags come. Some ‘bags go.
Only the Hall of Scroters carry on forever.
Thursday, June 6, 2013KV's Record Setting Synchronic Ab/Kiss Reveal
Amateur HCwDBs, do not attempt this maneuver at home.
Only the truest of scrotal professionals can pull off a synchronic ab-reveal kiss maneuver such as this one.
Kisseus Vomitorius is that scrotal professional.
Sunday, June 2, 2013RIP: The Gator
No, legendary Hall of Scrote and former Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award Winner The Gator is not actually dead. At least as far as I know.
But he is dead to us.
For his pumped up orange disgrace has not produced douche worthy mock as it once did.
And so we mourn the loss of this preening assclown. And remember his douchey spectacle for this hilarity that it was.
Today, Manchester.
Tomorrow, Bulgaria.
At least, that’s how Utopian the world of douchebaggery was back in 2007.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013KV, Hott #76 and Your Humble Narrator Are A'Waitin'…
We got alls day, ‘bag hunters and huntresses.
Alls day.
You want to stop the KV pics?
Send in some quality HCwDB tags.
C’mon. Random narcissistic club websites ain’t gonna mock themselves.
If you want the Pear, you gots to pony up the HCwDB pics. That’s how we mock.
I can’t do everything around this place. I got alpacas to “feed.” And by feed, I mean fondle. Because you needed me to spell that out, even though the quotes gave away the joke already.
Monday, May 6, 2013Your Monday Morning Spewdaddy
Hello Spewdaddy!!
Hello!!
How you wake us up on a Monday morning like a jolt of coffee heroin straight to the synthroided nadsack.
Lo, if your humb narrs’s lazy ass lazy ass gets off his lazy ass, it’s high time to place the K.V. in the Hall of Scrote.
But man I hate that HTML’n.
So I think I’ll just eat a bowl of Fruit Loops and stare at the wall.
Thursday, April 18, 2013On a lighter note…
Here’s Kisseus Vomitorious living beyond his means and lifting up his favorite Hottie Bar Wench.
It’s just like a love story. Only instead of heartfelt expressions of one’s innermost thoughts and dreams, there’s lots of KFC and body lotion.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013When the Pics are Low, the KV will Do Nicely
Because if we’re not here to mock this pile of greasepiddle mocking on party hotts like Katina here, then wheretofore art life?
Meanwhile in Scrotetrash updates, The Wiggaz Grow Old.
Monday, March 11, 2013Kisseus Vomitorious Builds His Career
Can you guess in what career the Notorious K.V. is now working?
A. Accounting and Tax Preparation for H&R Block
B. Detailed Field Measurements Involving Quantum Mechanics and the Study of Quark Particles at the Heisenberg Center
C. Developing Third World Investment Strategies at McNulty and Fielding, An Economic Think Tank in Northern California
D. “Philosophy”
Answer now!
Thursday, February 21, 2013What's More Horrifying Than Kisseus Vomitorius Mugging a Hottie Bar Wench?
Perhaps an arthritic porcupine.
Or maybe this guy (warning: pic NSFB)
