Beefy McGee and the Martini Sisters
I caught their act at the Sheraton Lodge outside of Trenton.
Good times.
Beefy had a mind reading act, and Sharlene would produce doves from her cleavage.
Oh wait. No, sorry.
I’m thinking of my last trip to the Magic Castle. This team fetched me a mocha grande last Tuesday. And I tipped .35 cents.
Stackhouse the Poet's "I Hope the Cream Pie is Rich and Fulfilling"
HCwDB legend and early favorite at the 2010 Douchies, Stackhouse the Poet, is still out there. Still composing epic words of outsider art primitive poetry for his whobag jumpoffs.
In today’s four part masterwork, Stackhouse the Poet presents his epic tale of love and loss, “I Hope the Creampie Is Rich and Fulfilling:”
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finally in bed with my girl, its been an empty week, god knows I have been in need of long blonde hair, Ds and her gorgeous smile. off work tomorrow and couldn’t need it more. On top of the mountain. As usual, as expected. Gettin Some is a habit, get on my level diper dicks
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Trying to get some, but no one is in f*cking town. Looks like I’m taking my dime piece and a few stacks and evacuating the vacant town till monday. White sand, blue oceans, and 5 star restaurants sound fitting at this point in the week. Get Some
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I’m playing little miss drama queen tonight. Gonna douche my vag, twittle my clit, and go to work to make money for all my expensises that I could live without. My caddy always starts and is on full so ill just put 1 and 1 together than make 4. Get Some
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Stackhouse is single. My recently departed f*cked more people at FSU than I can handle, let some random dude she sucked off in the keys throw my 6 day old, diamond Tiffany’s ring in the ocean. Its no biggie 4 her cause she’s blowing fsu football players on the reg, at least the last time I dated a who-bag she drove a benz. I down graded & faked a relationship 4 the last time. Out after partying, holla at ur boy
So verbatim, my ex says she is keeping all my sh*t and is f*cking the sh*t out of some dude she works with. Lol, like I talk sh*t but I def don’t get my or faces filled to mask my insecurities. Good for u hun, I hope the cream pie is rich and fulfilling like the hot donut sign turning on at crispy cream. At least I know ur actually a whore now, so at least I have something to masturbate to.
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Like the hot donut sign turning on at crispy cream indeed, Stackhouse.
Indeed.
Stackhouse the Poet’s “I Hope the Cream Pie is Rich and Fulfilling”
HCwDB legend and early favorite at the 2010 Douchies, Stackhouse the Poet, is still out there. Still composing epic words of outsider art primitive poetry for his whobag jumpoffs.
In today’s four part masterwork, Stackhouse the Poet presents his epic tale of love and loss, “I Hope the Creampie Is Rich and Fulfilling:”
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finally in bed with my girl, its been an empty week, god knows I have been in need of long blonde hair, Ds and her gorgeous smile. off work tomorrow and couldn’t need it more. On top of the mountain. As usual, as expected. Gettin Some is a habit, get on my level diper dicks
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Trying to get some, but no one is in f*cking town. Looks like I’m taking my dime piece and a few stacks and evacuating the vacant town till monday. White sand, blue oceans, and 5 star restaurants sound fitting at this point in the week. Get Some
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I’m playing little miss drama queen tonight. Gonna douche my vag, twittle my clit, and go to work to make money for all my expensises that I could live without. My caddy always starts and is on full so ill just put 1 and 1 together than make 4. Get Some
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Stackhouse is single. My recently departed f*cked more people at FSU than I can handle, let some random dude she sucked off in the keys throw my 6 day old, diamond Tiffany’s ring in the ocean. Its no biggie 4 her cause she’s blowing fsu football players on the reg, at least the last time I dated a who-bag she drove a benz. I down graded & faked a relationship 4 the last time. Out after partying, holla at ur boy
So verbatim, my ex says she is keeping all my sh*t and is f*cking the sh*t out of some dude she works with. Lol, like I talk sh*t but I def don’t get my or faces filled to mask my insecurities. Good for u hun, I hope the cream pie is rich and fulfilling like the hot donut sign turning on at crispy cream. At least I know ur actually a whore now, so at least I have something to masturbate to.
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Like the hot donut sign turning on at crispy cream indeed, Stackhouse.
Indeed.
Jet Li's "Kissylips"
I much preferred the original Hong Kong version. Hollywood just takes out the edge and adds kissylips.
Even Kosmo Kissylips gives this 2 and a half stars, with an extra half star for Kendra’s shower scene.
Jet Li’s “Kissylips”
I much preferred the original Hong Kong version. Hollywood just takes out the edge and adds kissylips.
Even Kosmo Kissylips gives this 2 and a half stars, with an extra half star for Kendra’s shower scene.
Kosmo Kissylips
Kosmo Kissylips has heard that classic Jerz Douche is now self-referential and ironic. But he’s havin’ none of it.
The Ladies of Scottsdale need some uber-game thrown at them by Kosmo and his Bros like a record-breaking Sidd Finch fastball.
Jennifer’s father was indifferent to her dreams of opening her own hand bag salon. So she’ll let Kosmo get a crack at her cooter as payback.
Reader Mail: I'm the Biggest Douche of All
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your writing is kinda funny and all, but still, cmon man, youre the biggest duche of all for being so jealous. thats all i’m saying. admit it, am i right? duche. take your stupid site off.
– Rod
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Yeah, but it’s still cheaper than the $1 douche burger at Burger King. And has less calories, too.
Reader Mail: I’m the Biggest Douche of All
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your writing is kinda funny and all, but still, cmon man, youre the biggest duche of all for being so jealous. thats all i’m saying. admit it, am i right? duche. take your stupid site off.
– Rod
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Yeah, but it’s still cheaper than the $1 douche burger at Burger King. And has less calories, too.
Peace and Sideboob
Interestingly, “Peace and Sideboob” was one of the working titles for the Oslo Accord.
Spring Break Clownscrotes Voted
Paying more attention to silly toys than to the gnawable coeds who’ve gathered at their Ft. Lauderdale hotel because Kelly’s car broke down near Margate and she, like, totally can’t ask her dad for any more gas money, the Spring Break Clownscrotes wanted to stop by and vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
Have you voted yet?
