Friday Haiku
Kyle can’t see Jen’s face
As he stares up through her boobs;
He’s not complaining…
HCwDB News Update: I.S.I.S.
Yeah, it’s these tools again, whom I dub “Idiots Standing In Sausage-party”.
We must keep calm, put our thinking caps on, and devise a come-from-behind victory.
Son.
Friday Haiku
She dates a BirdMan;
She looks like she could handle
A cockatoo, Son.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
Handsome Kevin got
A little off track. Took A
Year off of college…
Charles Douchewin said…
I want to make her
bark like a dog, in doggie.
And thank me for it.
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
That Fergie sure can
pull insecure, attention
seeking douchebags, son !
Group needs multiple
hands to count total I.Q..
Over-estimators.
Vin Douchal said…
Sad bassist awoke
In puddle of his own stink
In this club, a star
Dickie Fingers said…
The band is taking
STD bucket challenge
old record will fall.
hermit said…
His mom tells her friends,
“He’s just very artistic.”
Yet, she weeps at night.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Broad with the red hair
Is known for her Schmeckle Work
Schmeckle Work, I says
Jacques Doucheteau said…
I hope Bland Danzig
here pisses off the front man
in the North Side Kings.
hermit said…
Using the word “son”
To fill in a syllable
Is just lazy…………son.
Teenage (fondling) Mutant Ninja Turdle
LeoTardo unveils his Pink Flail attack to Marcie, whose dad will soon be searching for a length of hemp rope and a sturdy rafter.
That’s my caption…what’s yourn?
junior s’up works late at “the office”
“No, Dad, srsly…I was at The Office until 1 am!”.
Of course “The Office” is the ‘bag watering hole around the block…
Has Trust Fund Tina hit paydirt? Or just dirt?
Friday Haiku
The Two Brothers Poo
Have decided to both date
Two future sofas
Free Bird said…
Nothing better than
Sweat and leather between two
Thighs pressed together.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
The blonde has tight poon
Like Liquid Nails, drywall screws
And rancid cream cheese.
Charles Douchewin said…
Mock is strong this week.
Leering from her skin-prison,
Marilyn approves.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Blonde Bleeth has a Gunt
That shows up on Google Earth
Now called, Guntle Earth
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Aren’t clubs supposed to
keep the lights low so surprise
comes when turned back on?
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Blond shows off her rack
to distract from her Cabbage
Patch Kid face and gunt
Vin Douchal said…
Not always good day
To be zipper on chick’s top
Burst/fail coming soon
NickelBone just wants you to know…
…that nobody – nobody – rocks harder than NickelBack, Son. Except maybe Winger.
I wonder what the girls are thinking as they stare vacantly into the dark recesses of the club, pondering what could have been?
Here’s a free shame boner for hanging in there. You’re welcome…I think.
Friday Haiku
King and Queen Orange,
Master Beta Carotines;
Big watch and big cans.
hermit said…
You’d hold your gut too
If your uterus contained
The spawn of Satan
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Orange is new black
Losers are the new winners
Except for these two
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
She lost her big wang
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
G$ said…
Mexican Mulder
Wants to stick it between this
Alien’s Roswells
Dickie Fingers said…
Her boobs are broken
they cause her to fall and they
don’t protect her face.
Vin Douchal said…
She caused injury
Weird Monkey Hole incident
Dislocates pinky
The Dude said…
The face of a horse
On torso with great Twin Peaks
I’d hit it – bag please?
WHY NOT CARROT TOP?
or…
GUARDIANS OF THE PHALLIC-SCENE
“We Are Groo“.
