Clubaggery
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Thursday, July 19, 2012
Dr. Oz Stunt Double's poor life choices
Devil Horns Harry thinks that Greico Hair and copious man-necklaces are “SO EFFEN METAL, DOOOD!”
What say you, gentle reader?
Monday, July 16, 2012The Eye of Flatus
Alert Readers (and Reverend Chad): Three of these individuals are giving the camera The Eye Of Coitus; however one of them is giving The Eye of Barely Suppressed Flatus.
Can you guess which?
Tuesday, July 3, 2012Glenn Finds a New Use for Gaffer's Tape
That’s nothing. You should see Glenn’s Cat, Glenn’s other cat, Glenn’s baby, and, after a particularly grueling session about his hatred for his mother, Glenn’s therapist.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012'Bag Sandwich: Celebrity Wannabe Edition
What happens when a Ryan Seacrest looking douchebag and D.J. Cornholio decide to crunch Giggle Gigi in a ‘Bag Sandwich formation?
Well, nothing.
Nothing really happens.
Except they get mocked on HCwDB. And the DB1 sips a tasty Mr. Pibb and sighs quietly.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012The Voguegina and Furry Amanda Strike a Pose
Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it, Vag!
Thank Tebus for Furry Amanda swollen mamm. An army of CGI rendered infants await suckle.
As to the Voguegina, I haven’t seen doucheface that angularly pudly since Max Headroom was painted by Georges Braque.
Yeah, whaddaya want, Petrarchian love sonnet creativity? It’s a Tuesday.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012Doucheborg Will Assimilate You
They’re coming for you.
They get you when you sleep.
They’ll play dubstep in your ear and force you to drink Kristal shooters.
Thursday, April 12, 2012An Entire World of Flush
The douchal signifiers of this stenchy Jackalope and Bleethy Hott Nichole smell like Calcutta in August.
I’m talking flies, rotting dog, and a discarded mound of backwash restaurant trash.
Even the enhanced Cleavite on Bleethy Hott Nichole is not enough to soothe my troubled psyche as it faces a Camus novel worth of taint.
Thursday, March 15, 2012M. Night Shamaload
Chin Pubes and necktatts are no way to hit on the burgeoning and pre-largeman Daniella Sisters, M. Night.
Just for that, I’mma take away your (fill in the blank in the comments threads).
I see your crazed Mayan Eye of Coitus Daniella #1. You hang on the precipice of de-eroticized transition, but refuse with hearty steadfastedness to go gentle into that good night.
Thursday, February 9, 2012Homie Gregg and Dahlia Roll With the Benjamin
That’s like a hundred dolla bill, y’all!!
You know what that could buy?!?
At least six Chia Pet Handmade Decorative Planter PuppyKits
Shirtlessness. The Choad Warrior Way.
Zed and Alberto may not be douchetatted oysterwanks like we normally see on this site.
But let there be no mistake about it.
Roaming the halls of clubland to pose with confused blonde giggle hots while twitching the upper abs area is auto violation.
I would normally express this more creatively, but I need caffeine. And so I shall imbibe. Be right back. Talk amongst yourselves.
