Douchepose

    Tuesday, August 7, 2012

    Richy McShuckhole and Debutante Carolyn Spell "EMU"

    Later, they’ll use their tongues to spell “LL”.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, July 17, 2012

    Two Word Tuesday

    Hot

    Hot Taco?**

     

    **Y’know what?  This pic is just too rank for one category; so feel free to also make this a “Caption This” fest as well.

    -D.S.

    # posted by Bagnonymous
    Wednesday, June 27, 2012

    Marty Seyz…

    “I like to look at champagne more than boobs!”

    Marty is very literal in expressing his effusiveness.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, June 20, 2012

    Orange Mike Doggie 'Bags Meghan

    Gotta get a little classic HCwDB all up in this place after witnessing my childhood hero, Mr. Ford, morph from a wisecracking movie star into an old curmudgeon in less than thirty years.

    That’s okay, Harrison. We’ll always have 1977-1982.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, June 10, 2012

    Richard Grieco on the Adam Carolla Show

    The Unholy Grieco was recently on the Adam Carolla show.

    Your humble narrator was also once on the Adam Carolla show.

    There is now one degree of separation between The Grieco Virus and the DB1. And all that stands between us is the Carolla. The battle continues.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, June 6, 2012

    Fingers McShmucksalot Shows You His Fingers

    There are ten of them.

    Pink Kelly offers Power Thighs of Thunder Taut. Do not question the power of Power Thighs of Thunder Taut. They are the perfect combination of firm and soft. Strength and tenderness.

    Those who have experienced Power Thighs of Thunder Taut know for which ode I sing.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, June 5, 2012

    Australian Ladies Grade the Ab Reveal

    In Australia, Ladies grade you! For douchey ab reveal.

    And on an unrelated note, Aussie Hotts rank just slightly below Semitic Librarian Suckle Thigh for hottest regional pooch gnaw.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, May 31, 2012

    Sweater Man Twists

    There’s nothing wrong with this guy other than some bad 80s J.C. Penny and his penchant for embarrassing Vanessa.

    In fact, Sweater Man, like Cheeto Man before him, may bat for the home team. So lets wish him well with a notta and a goinpeace, even if his face is kinda creepin’ me out.

    Time for a Lookinforcosmopear chaser.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, May 31, 2012

    Karl's White Shoes

    There are many things wrong with Karl’s “Standard Douchebag Circa 2007” Look.

    The matching white shoes and white belt are one of them. The smug sense of entitlement during a recession is another.

    Karl’s blatant disregard for attending classes after enrolling in DeVry’s continuing education to become a refrigerator “technician” despite his Aunt Tutti’s will stating that she would pay for full tuition should he attend is yet another.

    Kelly is what the French call “Le Buerre Visage.” Kelly was the hottest girl at the Iowa State Fair last night. Which says more about Iowa than it does about Kelly.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, May 23, 2012

    Guppyhead Swims the English Chanelle

    Way back in the halcyon days of HCwDB, we featured the Douchey Award winning The Blowfish. Tiny mouth. Creepy facial hair. Tasty hotts. Enormous douchefactor.

    Here I decree the Guppyhead.

    Count up the ‘bag factors: Creepy fishmouth. Faux. White sunglasses in shorts. ‘Roid addiction.

    Then there’s English Chanelle. Curvy. Untatted. Slightly insecure about her looks. Maybe not A level hott, but more than making up for it by resisting the Guppy’s embrace. I’m going with it. She’s sorts of room service wrongness that’s oh so right. I slap a barnacle on a steamboat, and pinch a boobuous butt fondle in the snowflake sunshine of slappy slapp.

    # posted by douchebag1
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