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Thursday, November 15, 2012
Tim McFratterson is In Over His Head
Tim McFratterson may just earn a nottadouche and a goinpeace if he doesn’t bust any hand signs or stupidface in the future.
Good on you, Tim.
But we all know you can’t handle the truth. And by truth, I mean either one of these femmtastic perfectionaries.
Lucious Heather makes the Collective Peep of the Unconscious weep with caustic longing and boobie proddle.
While Ubiquitous Red Cup observes pensively.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012JaMon is Not a Douche
Some dudes, many of them brothas, can pull off a look that no white man can achieve. This is the immutable nature of coolness, and has been since Cab Calloway first donned a zoot suit.
Even with ‘bag hand gesture #26 and chest reveal, I’m willing to go notta. Why? Because JaMon’s fro crosses over into Jewfro territory, and for that, I feel a kinship. He’s verging on violation of the brothabag leniency, first enacted as penance for the appropriation of black subculture by white suburban tools since the mid 1980s. But he has not crossed over.
Seductive Spanish Paprika Hott Pilar makes my nethers cha cha to gringified salsa. She is the spicey chiquita of life, and I bow to her ancestral thigh rub.
Wednesday, July 4, 2012Crazy-Eyez Carlos and Hott Brazilian Gisella Say Happy July 4th!
What’s good for Carlos is good for America (by way of Mexico)!
Happy July 4th y’all!! (as I affect my southern accent for effect, thus demonstrating a clear knowledge of the difference between “affect” and “effect,” which then, ironically, proves that I”m not southern.)
Thanks for hangin’ with all them site buggin’ going on these days. Close to being fixed with the cleanup, things should be working a lot better.
Also, my personal blog, Lucky Punkass, will be starting up soon, giving me a chance to rant away at the larger cosmos while still continuing the hottie/douchey mock. Hope you’ll check that out as well.
For now, we grill.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012The Budweiser Boyz Score With Brooke
Good on you, B-Boyz. Have a hearty nottadouche, a goinpeace, and a boobs-n-boobs.
Friday, June 1, 2012Danny Gets Lucky
A little hope for the guy in middle management who likes to get freaky in his bathrobe and watch “Game of Thrones” while eating ice cream directly from the carton on weekends.
Good on you, Danny.
May those hills of the Targarians offer you hatching dragon eggs.
Thursday, May 31, 2012Sweater Man Twists
There’s nothing wrong with this guy other than some bad 80s J.C. Penny and his penchant for embarrassing Vanessa.
In fact, Sweater Man, like Cheeto Man before him, may bat for the home team. So lets wish him well with a notta and a goinpeace, even if his face is kinda creepin’ me out.
Time for a Lookinforcosmopear chaser.
Thursday, May 17, 2012Bozo Bartholomew Tests 'Bag / 'Nottabag
Spikey hair at the pool, perhaps, but that’s about it. Genial attitude, laid back presence, and lack of garish tatts and adoucherements are commend-worthy.
I’m inclined to go with a Notta and a goinpeace for Bozo Bartholomew. There’s just not enough ooblek to convict.
Sexy Suburban Shelley is hard to read, but she’s scoring a solid 86% positive on Hotten Tomatoes.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012Joey Brolin Bemoans His Lack of Career with Boobies
Joey Brolin, less famous brother of Josh Brolin, and son of James Brolin, has found one way to bury the depression.
Surgical body parts soothe the pain of existential angst at a premium drink fee rate.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012White Suit Wally Brings His A-Game
Ya know, normally pencil-thin facial pubes would be enough to mark ‘bag, but I’m feeling happy for White Suit Wally. It’s not everyone who has the courage to ask out Shy Sue from H.R. to the office party.
Good on you, WSW.
Have a nottadouche and a straight razor to clean up before work on Monday.
Friday, March 23, 2012Vazquez Says, "Mucho Buena Assplaso!!"
I sorta like Vazquez. Hell, it’s Friday. Have a nottadouche and a goinpeace.
