Hall of Scrote
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Tuesday, December 4, 2012
One Word Tuesday
Brothabag Leon's Chin Pubes Debate "Yankees" vs. "Boobies"
In the quest to determine whom Brothabag Leon’s chin pubes love the most, the “Yankees” vs. “Boobies” debate continues well into the Vegas eve.
Oh, Inflata-Ashlee, how your bubbly personality and lack of vocabulary beyond monosyllabic cries combine to inspire my lizard brain to seek pooch suckle spackle chaw.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012Mack the Nozzle's Sad Decline Continues
Next up: Selling water bottles by the vending machines at the Super-8 Motel out by I-95.
Such is the declining life of the party douche with face tatts. You made that choice long ago, Mack. Francine is long gone. She married an Asian Design Major and bought a house in Decatur.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012Velveeta and Fur
Is this HCwDB unhero, Hall of Scrote enshrinee, and occasional Sleestak, The Velveeta ‘Bag? In 2012? With furry vest?
Furry vest is positively SonnyBonoian.
Clappy Blonde may or may not be hott, it’s hard to tell, so lets get this party started with a lil’ Squeezey Pear.
Mmmm… may have to send that one straight through to the Hall o’ Pear.
EDIT: Whoops, had a premature publication last night. I hate it when that happens.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012The Ballad of Mack the Nozzle
Like all great douchechoads, the Ballad of Mack The Nozzle tells a dark, sordid tale of a once preening nitgargle who stood on top of the club world, only to sink into a pit of second rate hotties as the years wore down his spirit and his credit rating.
And so we witness the descent. From the peak purity of Francine, to the initial descent to quality but slightly skeezy suckle hotts, and to our present condition, peddling pandas for blow.
Tragic.
But not as tragic as those idiotic face tatts.
And yes, when I get off my lazy ass, The Mack is destined for enshrinement in our hallowed Hall of Scrote.
Wednesday, August 8, 2012King Douchuous the IV Laughs at Kisseus Vomitorious's Efforts By Gettin' Busy
HCwDB’s legendary pimplenutter and celebrated entrant in our hallowed Hall of Scrote, King Douchuous the IV, laughs at pretenders to the Douche Crown such as Kisseus Vomitorious.
Any pretender ‘bag can show up, spike the hair, make the douche face, reveal the abs, and pose like a choadal clown with a bevy of hot chicks.
But only the true douchal legends can maintain consistency over years and years. That’s real dedication to the nihilism and disassociation required to become douche royalty.
Through economic boom. Through economic recession.
The seasons may change. The hot chicks most certainly change.
But King D keeps carryin’ on.
Like only the King that wears the Douchecrown can.
Monday, August 6, 2012Mack the Nozzle Approves of the HCwDB of the Month
HCwDB duperlegend, Mack the Nozzle, approves of the HCwDB of the Month.
And while Mack’s life has spiraled since Francine left him and his face tatts prevented him from getting that job as the night manager at Shakey’s, he’s determined to “Party-fo-life” or die trying.
The punk ladies from the chorus of the touring company for “American Idiot 2: White Suburban Punks Buy Toilet Paper” tolerate Mack’s imbibings with fateful aplomb, and then excuse themselves to go home and watch DVR’d episodes of Bachelor Pad.
Monday, June 4, 2012Mack the Nozzle Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
Mack the Nozzle. HCwDB legend. Still running with the Goose. Still with tatted up douche everything.
No sign of the lucious Francine, though.
That reminds me. I gotta put this pud in the Hall of Scrote. That’s an epic run.
Monday, October 10, 2011The Crustacean is Not Amused by Herpster Antics
HCwDB legend, Hall of Scrote enshrinee, and all around classic douche, The Crustacean, is not amused by The Herpster’s ironic tuxedo crotch, nor by Librarian Laura’s herpster glasses.
For only true HCwDB legends can pull hottness like Sandy, year after year, while wearing stupid-ass pink t-shirt and wristdanna.
Longevity. Does the Herpster got it?
And by longevity, I mean trust fund.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011Mack the Nozzle: Still Nozzling
2009 HCwDB of the Year Finalist and heaping serving of prime-time douchebaggery, Mack the Nozzle, is still out there.
Still with job-killing facial tatts.
Happily, The Mack is no longer posing with the gorgeous and transcendant Francine. Ode to Francine by Vin Douchal sums it up.
Methinks it’s time to induct The Nozzle into our hallowed Hall of Scrote. Clearly one of the most epic runs of douchebaggery in presence of hot chicks we’ve seen in the history of the site. When I get off my ass to do some HTML’n around here, I’ll toss his sorry ass into where it belongs.
