Sunday HCwDB Movie

    Sunday, January 22, 2012

    Douchebag Bison

    Honeybadger don’t care.

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    Sunday, January 15, 2012

    Douchebag Bartending School

    When America’s most heinous of hottie/douchey couplings can’t cut it in the real world, the answer is clear: Phucket Bartending School in Thailand. Where every doucheclown has a second shot.

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    Sunday, January 8, 2012

    Gold'Crust'n

    And you thought hiphop douchery was dead in 2012.

    Think again. Assclowns with ‘tude (and mommy’s credit card) are still self-producing “videos” about livin’ large and poppin’ bottles with bitchez, hopin’ to live da dreamz, yo.

    And they are to continue to be mocked for narcissistic asspreenery until they go the way of the Dodo and the Federline.

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    Sunday, November 27, 2011

    James Cagney Shows How It’s Done

    No bodyspray, garish tatts, muscle flexing or stupid hair needed. Just charm.

    And lets not forget, Jean Harlow was a crazed, S&M hottie.

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    Sunday, November 20, 2011

    Techno Viking is Still Out There

    Still protecting the honor of women.

    Still receiving bottles of water that are held upside down.

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    Sunday, November 13, 2011

    A Look Back at 1991: The Grieco Rises

    In this clip, twenty years old now and introduced by Burt Reynolds’s hairpiece, the early markings of the modern douche plague can be seen. Growing in the form of the Unholy Grieco Virus.

    But seriously, what is up with “Three Men and a Little Lady” getting a nom? Mermaids was robbed.

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    Sunday, November 6, 2011

    Random Guy Takes The Fist Pump Back

    Here’s what too much time in between semesters at Columbia University can produce.

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    Sunday, October 30, 2011

    Gino the Ginny: A More Innocent Time

    A pre Jersey Shore classic reminds us of innocent days of douchebags long passed.

    And by long passed, I mean dancing on the street for tips outside a Snack n’ Shack off I-95.

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    Sunday, October 23, 2011

    Hiphop Wigga Douche Discovers After Effects Plug-Ins

    Hilarity does not ensue.

    A free bottle of Jelly Beans to the first viewer to make it past the :30 mark!

    Editor’s note: This video is neither psychedelic, nor futuristic.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, October 16, 2011

    Next Generation Douchebaggery Begins

    This is a new “boy band” project from Lance Bass, one of the “boy band” crud who launched the first wave of toxic douchedancery over a decade ago.

    It’s starting again.

    Do not think we’ve eradicated the Grieco Virus. For it only lies in wait to mutate and spring forth once again.

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