Sunday HCwDB Movie

    Sunday, July 31, 2011

    B4-4’s “Go Go” and the Origins of Douchebaggery

    You remember B4-4 (try as you might to forget). Our 2008 winner for Douchiest Video of the Year and Canada’s contribution to global scrotebaggery, B4-4 was a “Boy Band” during the dark days of the N Sync / Backstreet Boys toxic plague of the early 00s.

    Well this video just might be worse. A heaping, steaming load of crypto-gay dance moves, stupid hair spike and sheeny shaved chestery mixed with hott paid-to-pose model suckle thighs.

    Never forget the origins of the plague.

    For their scrotal legacy of narcissistic preen and culture suck haunts us still.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, July 24, 2011

    The Douchebag Anthem

    Of the many, many satirical douchebag videos “inspired” by HCwDB that have passed through YouTube over the years, beating the joke into the ground like Nanook hunting for seals, this is one of the better ones, if far too long. Props for the Perez dig.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, July 17, 2011

    Hamsters with Douchebags

    Because sometimes we all gotta get freaky with a hamster.

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    Sunday, July 10, 2011

    Jedward: Eurobaggery Continues

    Remember Jedward?

    Yeah, me neither.

    Apparently, we featured these clowns on the site a few years ago. Well, they is back.

    And by back, I mean a triple vomitorium of regurgitated ass suck.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, July 3, 2011

    Douchebag Makes Ironic Video Called “Douchebag,” Still a Douchebag

    Calling others “douchebags” when you’re a heaping serving of douchebag does not inure you from indictment based on your own merits of douchebaggery.

    So enjoy this mix of pop pretentious runny doggie poop squat as we relax and sip some Pibb on this July 4th Weekend.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, June 26, 2011

    ‘Baguettes Make a Music Video in Hollywood

    Yet more from the Rebecca Black “so bad it’ll go viral” school of promotional nonsense.

    I don’t care how firm the butt bongos are. The Holy Ganesh needs to summon a rain to wash away this wretched hive of scum and villainy en toto.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, June 19, 2011

    Gangsta Vegans

    A little Los Angeles satire to go with your Sunday pancakes.

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    Sunday, June 12, 2011

    Douche Rap

    Yet more from the cottage industry of post-HCwDB douche humor, here’s a mildly amusing rap, even if it beats the joke into the ground like a post-Monolith star ape discovering a bone can be a weapon.

    And here’s another one from French Canada.

    The Mock spreads in many languages and cultures. And that’s always a good thing.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, June 5, 2011

    Jedibags

    Lets face it. Biggs was a huge douche too.

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    Sunday, May 15, 2011

    Asswipe Prime

    We’ve called many people asswipes over the years.

    Only this asswipe deserves a more specific moniker. That of “Asswipe Prime.”

    For Asswipe Prime is in Miami, bitch.

    # posted by douchebag1
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