Sunday HCwDB Movie

    Sunday, October 24, 2010

    Douchebags of the Living Dead

    With Halloween fast approaching, and strangely predating last week’s link to the quasi HCwDB porn parody, here’s a flashback to HCwDB’s own Baron Von Goolo and his brilliant 2008 “Douchebags of the Living Dead” exhibit (changed in the ad to “Spring Break of the Living Dead” because of uptight local T.V. puds).

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    Sunday, October 17, 2010

    HCwDB: The Porn Parody

    This site’s pop culture impact is complete when the porn industry is doing quasi-HCwDB adult film parodies.

    “There’s Dane Cook!” for the glorious win.

    (clip is work-safe)

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    Sunday, October 10, 2010

    England Mock the Hipsterbag

    “We all play synth” for the glorious win.

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    Sunday, October 3, 2010

    Tool Time with Timmy and Kevin

    Watch for the very slick and patented “douchebag double switch” move at :49 seconds.

    EDIT: and for those needing a little hott to counterbalance the choadlings, here’s greased up Yasmine Bleeth making out with Johnny Rico.

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    Sunday, September 26, 2010

    Twenty One Seconds of Extremely Hot Chicks with Boatbags

    It’s like a Weekly HCwDB coupling come to inglorious and barely conscious life.

    And by life, I mean Bud Light Lime.

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    Sunday, September 19, 2010

    Hot Chicks with Douchebags: The Minimally Animated Short Film

    “You make cookies because you’re a girl. Hehehe.” = Win.

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    Sunday, September 12, 2010

    Douchebaggapalooza 2010

    Remember the old children’s story, “Stone Soup?” It’s like that. Only with a jacuzzi, a ton of bodyspray, and the lip herp.

    This really may be the worst series of moving images since the invention of the Zoopraxiscope. If the Lumière Brothers had seen this in 1895, they would’ve gone into dentistry.

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    Sunday, August 29, 2010

    Douchebags Discover iMovie, Make a Video

    The legendary director Francis Ford Coppola once famously and utopically predicted the following:

    “Suddenly one day some little fat girl in Ohio is going to be the new Mozart… and make a beautiful film with her father’s little camera-corder, and for once this whole professionalism about movies will be destroyed forever and it will become an art form.”

    – Francis Ford Coppola

    Coppola’s dream was that with the lowering of the many barriers to entry for film making (high costs, film stock), new talent would emerge in unexpected places, creating a meritocracy of art, instead of a hierarchy.

    Today, we have YouTube. And douchebags.

    And that little fat girl just hung herself.

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    Sunday, August 22, 2010

    Don Ed Hardy

    Way too long, with a heavy “nod” to HCwDB, but kinda catchy in its own way.

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