Vegas
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Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Bob The Heaping Pile of Taint Has a Conversation with Ashley
Bob the Heaping Pile of Taint: “Yo.”
Ashley: “Hey.”
Bob the Heaping Pile of Taint: “Dis DJ is off the chain!”
Ashley: “I love dubstep!”
(crickets)
Bob the Heaping Pile of Taint: “(mumbling)”
Ashley: “Did you ask me if I wanted a butt plug prime?”
Bob the Heaping Pile of Taint: “Bud Light Lime! I asked if you wanted a Bud Light Lime! Damn womin, fogets it.”
Ashley: “(giggling) sure!”
Bob the Heaping Pile of Taint: “Fo’ realz?”
Ashley: “You’re treating me, right?”
Bob the Heaping Pile of Taint: “Heellz yeah, girl! I treat you with my fine cash my moms gave me this morning!”
Ashley: “Sweet!”
Bob the Heaping Pile of Taint: “Bud Light Lime gets all the bitches.”
(crickets)
Ashey: “So… you wanna go get it now?”
Bob the Heaping Pile of Taint: “Can I borrow ten bucks?”
And… scene.
Friday, December 28, 2012Benzino's Hittin' the Road, Thong Pear In Tow
Benzino heard he didn’t win the HCwDB of the Year and he’s outtie. One (or six) Vegas Cocktail Hottie(s) later, and it’s all good.
No respek brings limo time in Vegas.
It’s enough to make the Greico cry.
Portland has donuts. Voodoo Donuts.
Your humb narrs is now joyously ill from overconsumption. Take that, Hostess, what with your strike and all.
Dinner with The Baron awaits tonight.
Site’s been a bit wiggy lately, off-line every so often. I’mma look into it.
But for now, donuts.
Thursday, November 8, 2012Gary Moldman Pecs Next To Vegas Bethany
And by pecs, he means “Groooo.”
Tuesday, September 25, 2012Snuffaluffacrotch
Don’t look now, Aging Vegas Party Girl Gina! But there’s a Snuffaluffacrotch about to nibble on the neck of your nape!
Laugh it up, Sidekick Frank. When female rejection at the pool reaches 100% saturation, your hamburgers are next on the menu.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012Paco McScribble Says "Challo!" to Candy's Cans
Now there’s a headline to sip my coffee to.
Monday, September 17, 2012Old Dog Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
Old Dog, last seen embarassing his young children with his relentless public pursuit of Vegas Pear, approves of the HCwDB of the Week.
With double pear.
And sciatica.
And a tattoo of what appears to be a thong.
Monday, August 27, 2012That Asswipe Who Fist-Points At Cameras in Vegas Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
We know That Asswipe Who Fist-Points At Cameras in Vegas approves, because That Asswipe Who Fist-Points At Cameras in Vegas fist-pointed.
Tri-Tip Kelly giggles mellifluously and orders another Bud Light.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012Ben Scribblememore and the Meth Sisters
I can only assume that Ben found some of that Heisenberg Blue to match Kelly’s bottoms.
Thursday, August 9, 2012Superspeedo
Look! At an overpriced Vegas event!
It’s a ‘bag!
It’s a douche!
It’s… Superspeedo!
Yeah, got nuthin’. I need a coffee.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012This Picture of Vegas Douchenut No Longer Shocks You
And the fact it no longer shocks you is, if you think about, what is truly shocking.
We live in a post-douchebag world. Through the looking glass, people. Black is white. Up is down. Joe Pesci is wearing a wig.
