Fraiku
Joey ChestStubble
Flexes in wondrous shadows
Of Silicone Peaks
Bath-salts Hugh Jackman
starring in: Agents Of M.I.L.F.
Wait; wrong universe?
Sandal Boy in back
Received cabana blowjob
Joey needs to spit
It’s obivous here
Wasn’t “A Dare”, she lost bet
Dates douche for one day
DARE to be diff’rent
Try to take your eyes off of
Pamela’s bolt-ons
Dare smells that
Which nose job cannot…
Closet of Poo nomination
Bath Salt Hugh Jackman
is playing sphincter guitar
he will poop his pants.
Bath Salts Hugh Jackman
does impression of Trumpster
mocking disabled.
Fantabulous Bleeth
Keeps straight face even though Zeke
Floated Air Buscuit
I’d traverse mine field
In Fallujah wearing chaps
To wax her Ninnies**
**NINNIES HE SAYS**
Her belly needs a
good spackling. Joey’s face
needs good smacking.
Friday Haiku
Y’know, folks, sometimes
Here on Friday Haiku, the
Jokes just write themselves…
Never choose saying
in public restroom stall as
model for your life.
He ain’t self aware
Makes jokes about his anus
His Bleeth is heinous
Obvious boob job
Rest of her makes us wonder
Are nips in right place?
Obama called in
the JV squad and these two
appeared like magic.
The contents of both
those cups wouldn’t be enough
to tolerate her.
Blistered like the
Nut sack of ISIS, the herpes
Rises triumphant.
Bimbo and Himbo
in Aviain’tor glasses
No big ragrets there.
Some other guy left
his nut gunk in her navel.
Gronk will lick it off.
I’ll bet someone had
his anus morning, noon and
night in the big house.
Hanging belly ring
Hasn’t been in style since
Her belly was flat
Perfect breastesses
Can’t redeem haggard meth mom
Or repel douchebags
Fraiku Poo 4 U
So many things here
Going on…Needs explaining…
I’m just “bicycling”?
Bottle rats roll up
To the club on a Huffy
Instead of Pinto
“Lumbersexual:
In The Barrio.” is the
worst new Marvel Film.
Black dress’ badonk
Knocks bumper right the f*ck off
’70 Vega
Her Crabs are so big
They knocked the bumper off of
That Ford Festiva
The bimbos were not
injured in the accident.
Silicone air bags
Broski is really
uninterested in girls
since removing seat.
She hasn’t been the
same since she jammed handlebars
into monkey hole.
I have a feeling
In each of their homes is a
God Damn Dirty Door!
***I see what you did there, Chuck D…***
Might as well face it
You’re addicted to Hummus
MTV Beirut
When her feet are too
Big for her shoes I take a
Pass. A Pass, I says
Drop her feet on the
Muslims of the Caliphate
they don’t know fear yet
If Lunk hits a bump
Gun in belt shoots his balls off
And then we ALL win
Fraiku – November Reign Edition
Jenna must sulk with might;
Her swarthy chesticles are
Eclipsed by Man-Pecs…
Fraiku – Doc Bunsen Commemorative Edition
Pumps Stackley flexes;
No matter how taut his guns,
Faux Boobs are tighter…
The Bleeth stirs my loins
Whilst he does his best to quell
My renoB. She wins
Lelani’s smile makes
Sugarcanes grow in the sun
Aloha boobies
I knew Doc Bunsen.
You Pumps, are no Doc Bunsen.
R.I.P. Doc, Son.
Whatever happened
To Doctor Bunsen, I don’t know.
He was a Statesman
Doc B 6:40 FTW.
RIP man. You were one of the good ones.
***Dammit Rev, you inbred Yankee, I said “Commemorative Edition”, not “memorial”…Doc is still alive and well. Probably. -D.S.***
Hang on fellas. This
one’s commemorative NOT
memorial ‘ku.
Chet already knows
the drill. Punches self in head.
Beats bouncers to it.
Lelani’s smile
makes ISIS do charity,
volunteerism.
“Suns out, guns out bros!”
“Two in the pink, one in stink!”
“Wanna circle jerk?”
Only a good guy
With a gun can stop this douche
With his guns out. Son.
Fraiku – Ken and Boobie Dolls Edition
I saw this pic from alert reader MC900footdouchebag and I had to nick it for Fraiku…
Ken and Barbie? No…
What a pair…No, it’s more like
Kenna and Boobies
Everyone knows that
Barbies don’t have genitals.
Don’t do this half-assed!
Ken looks like a cross
between Michael Jackson and
Donatella V
I am sitting here
And realize this is the worst
Thing I’ve ever seen.
Their faces were switched
at birth. Their genitals removed.
Thanks ObamaCare!
Macy’s Mannequin
And cheap knock off Real
Doll share a moment
Something tells me that
This broad’s monkey hole is sewn
Completely shut. Son.
Science is awesome.
Human-shaped condoms keep you
safe and disease free!
More like Down’s Syndrome
Boris and Natasha B.
Meet Moose and Squirrel
Which one wears it worse?
And by ~it~ I mean Botox
and lip injections.
judging from background
this picture was taken in
Homoslavia
Macklemore really
went downhill since lips replaced
by frog intestines.
I’m betting that dogs
yowl in pain whenever they
try to use toilet.
Photog says to them
“Make blowjob with teeth to the
camera!” Nailed it.
Fraiku
I used to bullseye
In my T-16 back home;
Those canyons are HUGE…
Famiglia. Schlomozzle
Hossenpfeffer incorpo
Rated. Il Divo.
Her boobs are in an
Open relationship with
Time, space, gravity
Axe-handle butt plugs
Nipples like cigarette burns
These babes got it all
If that nose was brains
She’d be a regular Al
Einstein, and then some
Like Lamar Odom
and Kardashian creature
boobs need time apart
In place of chest hair
Spirograph© retard doodle
Run amok with douche
“Give me something to
Break” yell Fred’s bros unaware
it is Fred’s cherry.
Fraiku: GreenPoop Edition
Bruno Von GreenPoop
Goes for post-Whopper buttsecks;
Ejaculates Teal…
The Chesire Cat grin
Can only mean one thing. The
Roofies have kicked in
The colour of her
Estrus Fluids is moist and
Rare. How rare? Soylent.
Our sewers are filled
With rivers of bright green poop
Must flush Bruno too
A bottle of wine
A rectal thermometer
Me and that brunette
Her cup they go run
Over. To lay her down in
A field of clover.
Lots of ass play here
He said to an empty room
I’ll peg my own ass
Friday Haiku – DarkSock is Senile edition
Thanks for bearing wit’ me during my extended visitation with the little Socks in California. The Dude won the easter egg pear this go-round. sons.
She’s disappointed
Biff Precious tells her “Real Men…
They don’t eat Kei$ha”
The Golden Girl look
First stage of transgender trip
Bottle blonde likes it
Poison, Ratt, or
Winger? She don’t know because
roofies and E rock!
Razzle Douche looks like
Chris Squire f*cked a Swiffer
Rolls over in grave
Once, while drunk I
Fingered my sister-in-law
She looked like this dude
This example of
Our species is closer to
Feces on two feet
Girls love dolla bills;
Leave a few hanging out of
Your blue jean pocket…
I dig the spinner
With Menses Rag on head. The
Bleethes are Trannies. Sons.
Enough alcohol &
prettymuch anydouche will
look like Magic Mike.
The Witches of New
Brunswick and Vince hit da club.
Blow all his paycheck.
Got facial bruising
At the nervous hospital
Lobotomy scars
The girl on the left
Gave birth to a stillborn child
In the parking lot**
**Damn, Son…. – DarkSock
Dog tags from Iraq,
Cash from job driving forklift,
Good looks from chipmunk.
Checks her pulse to see
if the roofies have kicked in.
run menses rag, run
Dolla Bill Douche looks
a little woozy. Later
he’s one kidney short.
Special Ed teachers
Remove his hockey helmet
Pose with new student
Big Joey P
Straight outta Staten Island
Also outta cash
Slingblade tests neck for
big lawn mower blade surprise.
Calls 911 next.
