Friday, April 25, 2014

HCwDB and New Frontiers

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While it’s true, the HCwDB Experience as we knew it has come to its preordained conclusion (respek), new frontiers await.

I have just finished moving the site to a new (cheaper) server, so you might need to delete cookies to log in or something. But all should be copacetic again around here.

However! Hark! Alack!

For all those who enjoy the hottie/douchey Socratic debates, your nethers shall tingle again. Like some bad retro-metal band called Tingle Nethers. New underling fondlers shall arise that resemble old, leathery choadscrunchies.

Or perhaps as glorious as Simian McBarnicle and Nadia’s (pictured here) working class Russian dating life.

Because, in Soviet Union, rednecks might be you!

Wait. I think I mixed up that punchline. Because I get my one-joke comedian catchphrases mixed up all the time.

But enough of my babble.

If you’ve enjoyed my mock and rage in all its many forms, your humb narrs is putting together a podcast for your listening enjoyment. I should have it up and running in a month or so, and will announce all in due time.

In the meantime, you may continue to peruse the archives. Or join the time traveling ways of DarkSock, who continues to bring the mock like a postmodern Marty McFly back in 2005.

Either way, HCwDB will continue onward and upward. Or upward. And Squidward. And always, always with glorious alpaca fondle.

# posted by douchebag1
9:55 pm April, 25 FredN. said...

Did DB1 finally figure out how to monetize this piece? And its a podcast?!

12:37 am April, 26 DarkSock said...

And I have a Friday Thoughts and Links all ready to go,which may be a Monday thoughts and links,that shall be worth the wait. Queen and Freddie Mercury’s nude bicycle race is the theme…

4:47 pm April, 26 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I’m betting the Diet Coke is NOT for King Konk! And nothing says “keep it classy Sevastopol” like a Leopard Skin couch.

10:22 pm April, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What’s this “security question” bullshit? I ain’t got no time for math!
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And I got your alpaca…right here!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SJECfUzbHqY#t=91

11:05 pm April, 27 Reverend Chad unable to log in said...

I hope you and your Jewesses (respect) had a Holy Seder. My tricolor salmon spinach gafilte and brisket were like butter. Just wait till your girl gets a little older and starts getting all pricessy. You have to work an extra day just to prevent the kvetching and shit.
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I’m gonna help Dark Sock out with a Where’s Reverend Chad Pissing Today segment and shit.
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Mazel Tov

5:38 pm April, 28 Dickie Fingers said...

Nice

8:06 pm April, 28 Crucial Head said...

It only took me eleven tries to get the security question right.

8:52 pm April, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Excellent news. Let the mock continue.

11:37 pm April, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Donald Sterling is my kind of white Jew!
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12:53 am April, 29 HCwannabe said...

Can’t believe you are hanging it up just in time to miss out on mocking Maks and Meryl. Potential lifetime winners…

4:31 pm April, 29 UFO Destroyers said...

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10:05 pm April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In fishing news, they found Plinky’s Mom’s uterus in Newfoundland.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27210992
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4:44 am April, 30 evadned said...

I know this thing, they are good people

11:18 am April, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Heh! Got it on the 1st try! The mock continues

8:32 pm April, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I wanna know if Douchey Wallnuts ever banged Hedy Lamarr. And if he did, did he help her invent Wifi?
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11:13 am May, 1 MC900FootDouchebag said...

I think that guy is the definition of SWOLE. Right?

11:14 am May, 1 MC900FootDouchebag said...

My icon is now a bouncing cow with crab pincers?

7:43 pm May, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

trying to post for the 34th fuccen time….

1:52 am May, 9 admin said...

Good News…Boss has figured out how to get rid of the simple math question, opening up the site to visitors from Canada, and we’ve worked out the bugs so DarkSockk can resume The Lord’s Work.
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Stay tuned.

12:30 am May, 12 admin said...

In January 23, 2005, D. Wallnuts shared…because he cared.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/01/dispatches-from-the-world-of-d-wallnuts-joe-ds-schvantz/

– Dr. Who the fuck is DarkSock

2:56 pm May, 12 hermit said...

Alpaca poop

8:59 pm May, 12 creature said...

ron johnson went out for a walk
forgetting to holster his cock
it caused an uproar
and what is more
onlookers collapsed into shock

2:52 am May, 15 DarkSock said...

Dammit…I mean….
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On Jan. 26th These 2 new posts popped up:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/01/friday-haiku-190/
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/01/test-3/#respond

2:41 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

SOn.

6:16 am May, 16 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Been abroad 5 weeks and had not checked the site. Glad to see a heartbeat!

11:54 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

You had a sex change 5 weeks ago? WTF, Chris…er, Christy…

2:36 am May, 17 DarkSock said...

On January 28th this crass and feeble example of direct-douche marketing was unveiled for The Mock:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/01/your-weekend-movie/

3:25 am May, 19 admin said...

On January 29th, 2005….
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don’t do it…you’ll be sorry. Or worse….You’ll have to SHARE.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/01/damn-you-king-alcohol/

1:59 pm May, 20 DarkSock said...

On January 31st, 2005 – Yarrrr:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/01/captain-odorous/

11:33 pm May, 20 DarkSock said...

On February 1st, 2005 (has it been a month already?) this spectacle held forth, begging unto our mockers to hold forth with snark and what-not:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/caption-this-spectacle/

3:09 am May, 22 admin said...

On February 2nd, 2005 – IT’S HAIKU TIME KIDS!
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/haiku-time/

4:03 am May, 25 admin said...

On February 3, 2005, we celebrated Memorial Day Weekend….
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…with PEAR:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/memorial-day-weekend-thoughts-links/

1:17 pm May, 28 anonymous 3:16 said...

on a whim, I checked in here…and great googly moogly, activity! Sing praises!

10:56 pm June, 5 duck duck douche said...

Dayum. My life is a big chubby again.

4:58 am July, 6 nasr said...

that guy nasser el sonbaty is dead.

http://hugenasser.com/

10:36 pm July, 13 Vanessa said...

Its great to see you’re back. My life had this empty void at the thought of this site ending. Sort of like the voids in the craniums of those delightful people you profile. :)

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