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Thursday, October 20, 2011
Tongues Over Miami
I’m pretty sure there’s a knock knock joke that ends like this. Either that, or the one that ends “orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
Wednesday, September 21, 2011Giggle Ladies with Daddy Issues, Part 2
Continuing our recent study of Giggle Ladies with Daddy Issues (GLwDI), here’s Maria and Consuela getting back at their dad for moving them out of state back in 2nd grade.
The tool of their revenge, and by tool I mean tool: “Tommy Pak.”
Poor, poor Mario.
He just wanted a better life for his kids.
He’ll carry the karmic and existential pain of Tommy Pak through the retirement years.
Monday, September 12, 2011Point Dexter Voted in the HCwDB of the Month
Even the Holy Perky Bobbs of the Comanche Hottdians can’t distract Point Dexter from his due rounds of asswankery.
That, and voting in the HCwDB of the Month.
Have you voted yet?
Low slung bullet belt for the societal punchface.
Thursday, August 11, 2011The King of Sears (aka Starry Blight) and Hello Kitty Hott Dance on a Bed at a Club
Growing and greased up HCwDB legend in the making (but not yet Hall of Scrote inductee) The Starry Blight, and his standard bottle blonde inflat-a-bleeth Hello Kitty Hott are starting to demonstrate a distinct longevity in hottie/douchey toxic display.
Let’s see.
2. No apparent means of employment or financing
3. Douchal signifiers in enough concentration to tranquilize Will Ferrell at a birthday party
4. Really, really, and I mean really bad tatts
Hmm. Our 2010 Douchie Winner for Douchiest Tatt is putting in an epic run. Vegas oddsmakers are upping the possibility of a Hall of Scrote nom if they keep this prodigious output up over the next few seasons.
Friday, August 5, 2011The Time Traveling Blintzes of Persia
Mitch and Roland, the two confused bros in the back, just realized they never should’ve stepped into that alternate reality time machine phone booth that appeared magically at the mall between the Rite Aid and the Orange Julius stand.
Now, wacky hijinks are most definitely ensuing.
Thursday, July 14, 2011Moob Shirts
Still out there.
Still greasy and disturbing.
Thursday, June 9, 2011Scooter Helps Roxie Find Her Pole
When the strip clubs are closed, and it’s 11am on a Tuesday, Scooter and Roxie are masters at the art of improvisation.
Meanwhile, in the background, Ted discovers he has an itch.
Last Night at the “Wing Ding Shack” was epic, yo.
Scooter’s gonna write about it in his diary.
If Scooter had a diary.
And if Scooter could write.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011The White Shadow
You know who doesn’t approve of The White Shadow’s greased up Miami Beach macking on part time model, Tatanja?
Bobby and Frankie. Who just wanted a beer.
And Snoop Dog. Who just wants to act on your TV in peace.
Thursday, February 24, 2011Frobot
Frobot knows quality pear when he sees it. In fact, if it weren’t for the stupid facial pubes, Frobot might even earn a nottadouche.
And that is most certainly quality pear. Plus “Eye of Coitus” bonus in pic #2. I would gnaw. And touch. And weep.
For the Frobot knows all.
As The Frobot will demonstrate when it beats Watson on Jeopardy next week on the Final Jeopardy Question: “This comical fictional hair product was featured in a 1988 comedy directed by John Landis.”
Monday, February 14, 2011Sideways Morton Believes in Sideways Peace
Like Sideways Gandhi and Sideways Martin Luther King before him.
Zebra Tonya has a smile that liberates lions from the shackles of animal kingdom expectations and allows them to purr with impugnity.
