Vegas
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Wednesday, March 2, 2011
General LickArthur
Nice job storming the beaches of Mandy, there, General LickArthur.
Your army camouflage will serve you well if the assistant manager to the assistant manager gets pissed that the fries aren’t salted and comes looking for you.
Saturday, February 26, 2011What Happens in Vegas Flips You Off in Vegas
OMG!! Wait’ll OMG Cassie tells OMG Betsy about what OMG Irene did at the Hard Rock last weekend!!
Nothing redeemable here. Nuke… site… orbit. Lets move on.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011Sailor Sam Nurses His Wounded Pride
Don’t turn around, Kelly!
Sam’s wacky sidekick, Smitty, just discovered he has a peen!
Yeah. I said peen.
Saturday, February 12, 2011Your Saturday Vegas Valtrex Sandwich
Somewhere, way up in the sky, Frank, Dean and Sammy just choked on an olive pit.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011Guy Who Looks Over Sunglasses Guy
Guy Who Looks Over Sunglasses Guy has a strategy he likes to employ when tackling the Vegas Gnaw Hotts, especially The Sweet Smile Kimmy Sisters, for photos.
And it is a stage-3 violation. The collar pop of the sunglasses world, as it were.
Take ’em off, Kevin, and get back to work. The fries need more salt.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011The Ole’ Lick Gesturer
If there’s one thing Sheyen Kim learned in her five years since moving to the States from Korea, it’s that “Contract Killers” keep it real by proving their “gangsta” cred. With bloodstained gun marks on their shorts.
And licky facial gestures while giving backrubs that suggest they are cunning linguists.
Because that’s how Vegas Gangstas role. As far as Sheyen Kim knows.
Saturday, February 5, 2011Your Saturday Higgs Boson Lobehead
Someday, physicists will finally detect the long sought and near mythical Higgs Boson particle.
Where will they find it? In this guy’s lobe.
Yup. Physics humor.
I blame last night’s experiment with orange juice, gummi bears and Mad Dog 20/20.
Thursday, February 3, 2011Sandy Meets a Vegas Hawk, Loses a Piece of Her Innocence
But, on the bright side, Sandy did get comped a free line pass for the “All You Can Eat Blackjack Buffet” at the Gold Slinger.
Monday, January 31, 2011Nunzio’s Abs
Legend has it, Nunzio’s Abs once read the entire collected works of Jane Austin.
Backwards.
And in Swahili.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011When Puds Fly
Prinze still can’t believe he didn’t win the Weekly.
He blames the Funk.
No, really. That’s what he calls it when he explains it to the doctor.
Jessica offers Female Groin Shave reveal. Which, due to the gender bias and double standards of the douchadox, is perfectly acceptable and celebratory.
