Vegas
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Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Roland The Douchey Thompson Gunner
Bottle of Bubbly: $1200
Reserved booth at trendy Vegas Strip: $1500
Groin itch to last a lifetime: Priceless
Monday, May 13, 2013Your Monday Morning Meningitis-in-the-Pool Pic
After last week’s KV-infused threat to get more submissions, the ‘bag hunters and huntresses have responded, and the hamper is full with smelly sweatsock atrociousness commingling with the tastiest of bikni martini hotts.
Like Kelli and Mia here. Two bottles of Vegas party hott water.
And DJ Shortrounduous.
Who just hasn’t done well since the Goonies/Temple-of-Doom money was spent on hookers and blow.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013Well Sheeiiittt….
You humble narrator’s quality HCwDB pics are just about in the red, aka kaput, aka outs. I gots the nothin’s.
So you know what that means.
Tons of pics of Kisseus Vomitorious macking on assorted slutt hotts in the greater Las Vegas area, complete with douche pooch, until you, or one of your fellow denizens, snags some new quality pics for your humb narrs to mock.
Because that’s how HCwDB rolls.
So beware. Until some quality pics come in, you’re facing….
The Full Vomitorious (NSFW) (NSFL).
Thursday, April 25, 2013Love in the Time of Pec Shave
Vegas.
Where nice girls like Bailey go to down some jello shots with her girls, play the slots, and make out with a creepy dude with lip fung who likes to wear underwear that resembles late 80s Jasper Johns.
Monday, April 22, 2013A Very, Very, Very, Very Hott Woman Named Sophie Poses With Fratpud Wally
Very, Very, Very, Very Hott Woman Named Sophie (VVVVHWnS) knows perfectly well that she is very, very, very, very hott. She does not need every man within a 1/4 mile radius to remind her.
Nonetheless, every man within a 1/4 mile radius will remind her.
Because that’s what men do.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013Snoop Ferret Put 'Palming a Beachball' Under Skills on His Resume
Kaylee just added her father on Facebook to make sure he sees these pics. Kaylee doesn’t yet know that her father stopped checking his Facebook account in late 2011.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013Kaylee Gets Back at Her Distant Father Who Never Expresses Emotion
Revenge is a dish best served by dating Snoop Ferret.
And with a side of orange juice mimosa.
Wednesday, March 20, 2013The Scriptographer Hits on Pool Kelly
Chlorine PH level = crusty.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013Vegas Paid-to-Be-Youngs Take a Dump on a Squirrel Carcass
Only taut Aryan suckle thigh Janelle offers hope of escaping this skin displaying tattoo monstrosity pileup with at least a modicum of dignity intact.
And by modicum of dignity, I mean completing enough extension classes to finally qualify as a massage therapist at a place other than “The Happy Ending Oyster and Snack Shack” off Robertson and Bundy.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013Sid Squisheous Hangs Out Poolside in Vegas
Sid Squisheous definitely shouldn’t have eaten the lobster.
And by lobster, he means crabs.
Yup. Another crabs joke. But that’s how Sid Squisheous rolls when he gets all up in the faux-punk aesthetic. He doesn’t deserve an original joke. So he gets the lobster/crabs.
Not sure what to do with your hottie on Valentine’s Day? Vegas has got some dating ideas. None of them involve Sid Squisheous, however. So we got that going for us.
