Gretchen’s Mole
Mole.
Perhaps unfair? Okay, lets mock the hat. Although Gretchen’s Baguette status is equally unfortunate.
Mole.
Where’s Happy Guy?
Somewhere in this lineup of quality action-packed giggle shake jiggle quake, I’ve carefully hidden a Happy Guy.
He is Happy.
And we are happy for him.
nottadouche, goinpeace and slap Ashley’s butt on the way out. We’ll forgive you.
Promtard and Kelly
Somewhere there’s a wacky mid 80s teen comedy back story involving nerds, jocks, cross dressing, a telescope, teen wolves, time travel, a Porsche, the Enchantment Under the Sea dance, a bribed janitor, the popular girl and, of course, the “big game” coming up.
Or it’s just a Promtard and Kelly.
That Creepy Dude You Knew in High School Now Wears a Light Blue Hat
And busts the patented “cigarette + fruity drink” move at the downtown Providence, Rhode Island, “Steam Punk Art Showpalooza 2011.”
Sadly, that nerdy hippie chick you also knew in High School never learned her lesson, neither. That painful reality is about two years away. After Creepy Dude crashes her Prius into a trash can after O.D.ing on Four Loko and Pop Rocks.
HCwDB After Dark
C’mon in!!
The weather’s fine.
Just a little northern breeze. Nothing to get worked up about.
Have a seat by the arcadian fire pit.
Grab some Malaysian rice wine, served in a lotus leaf.
There ya go. Now have a go at mocking Square Watch Ned. For his stupid-face bothering Lithe Linda is all that is societal itch about societal itchface.
Yup. It’s HCwDB After Dark. And anything goes.
Even a surreptitious boobie poke with an ivory feather duster.
The Roastbeefer Beefs
Recently anointed HCwDB of the Week winner(loser) The Roastbeefer and the Nikita Twins celebrate their win.
With more beef.
Los Angeles smells like sock sweat and Drakkar Noir.
Pop Quiz: Oily Bohunks and Ass Pear
Pop Quiz:
Q: What’s worse than seeing a smug and unappreciative oily bohunk surrounded by a sea of chompable pear?
A. The Holocaust
B. The Khmer Rouge
C. Years 5-12 of The Black Death
D. Marathon episodes of back-to-back “According to Jim,” Ludovico style
E. Nothing
Manos: The Pecs of Fate
If Only Sultry Brunette Back Arch Marsha knew what’s coming next.
Yup.
That’s right.
The Arctic Flunkie
Skinny tie wearing hipster emo shoecruds may not be your standard issue Jerzey Douchebag. But they will always have a place of mock here at HCwDB.
That being said, real reason for posting the pic? Real World Hottie Juliette’s glorious globby mounds of firm baby feeding poet inspiring superball gummy gumms shake weight Jake LaMotta raging bulls of round mound of rebound.
Or, as Shakespeare once wrote:
But soft! It is the East. And Juliette is the sun! Boobs.
Melki Wears an Emo Scarf in Dusseldorf
Nothing impresses Anya, former groupie for Autobahn, quite like the emo scarf.
