Friday Thoughts n’ Links
Well, yes I failed to post a Friday T&L last week. You see, I found a target of opportunity that kept me rather…busy. If you know what I mean.
And also, my new band is ready to start gigging the Gulf Coast area, so I’ve been finessing my bass-playing skills.
But that doesn’t mean I’ve not been scoping hotties, big and small (dayum, people, 6′-8″ girl’s left boob is bigger than the spinner’s head!!!). In fact, I’ve been scoping all things big and small.
We both know none of you clicked the above links. *sigh* Very well. Here:
I want to ride that Bicycle Pear
Really Big, Yet Not Dark, Socks Pear
Now go forth unto your bunks.
Fappers.
Friday Haiku
Yo, whose got two thumbs
And has somethin’ finger-lickin’good?
Not this fella. Yo.
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Charles Douchewin wins the Internet this Week, barely edging out D. Wallnuts. Son.
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Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
These two hotts would have
better luck with actual
chickens than with him.
Capt. James T. Douche said...
Under novelty
Panties reveals tan lines that
give me a Renob
Charles Douchewin said…
The new ad campaign
for Australian KFC
is big down under.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
Early twenties is
Funderwear. Soon Father Time
Brings the butt shingles.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
I wish we could trade
These three to the al-Quada
For the deserter
hermit said…
She said unto him,
You’ll have three genital warts
before the cock crows.
Jacques Doucheteau said…
So “I love poultry”
is carte blanche for looking like
gerbil wearing tie?
VINNIE VEGAS RACKS ONE UP
Challenge: Explain 
what is taking place here in 10 words.
No more, no less.
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Once again resident grossist Jacques wins the Internet:
Eye of Horus is unimpressed with inflated “Jugs of Whorus.”
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2nd Runner-up – Northist RevChad:
Marnie forces a smile as the explosive diarrhea rumbles on.
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3rd Runner Up: CapKirk:
Vinny’s three incher vanishes like magic between those silicon hams
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Honorable Mention:
Shes been away from the milking machine too long..\
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And lastly, Dishonorable Mention to format scofflaw, anarchist, and cardboard box resident hermit for this poignant and eloquent summation:
boobs
Fraiku
Jose Fernando
Begs all the young girls to cross
his southern border
***As you may have noticed last week, I’ve slightly changed the Fraiku format, including highlighting my Personal Pick O’ The Week in red text. This week infamous Bait n’ Switch link cad Jacques Douchetou wins the Internet.***
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
He gave up tacos
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
Vin Douchal said…
Hand Gesture describes
One in pink, one in the stink
And a thumb up mine
Charles Douchewin said…
The 1980′s
called; left a message to say –
“Please stay where you are.”.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
I puts the ‘stache in
The cleavage or it gets the
Hose. The salsa hose.
Jacques Doucheteau said…
Saluting the flag
is difficult when the pole
is 3 inches long
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Golden Sombrero
Strike out three times in one night
The other Hat Trick
Capt. James T. Douche said…
All of these people
Are overly familiar
With chloroformed rags
“Lotta People Talkin’, but Few of them know…”
“…Big Leg Woman ain’t got no Soul”.
I learnt the hard way. Son.
Discuss.
YoBro tells Pia to stop staring into the microwave
10 degree hat tilt? Check.
Douchie wrist acoutrement? Check.
Stupid $200 sh!t-wrapper of a t-shirt? Check
Smug millennial trust-fund scowl for his brah’s Instagram? Check.
Fish-Slap demeanor? Chickity-Check. Yo.
Check, please.
Sweetie, you can do better. It’s written in that sniff-poo look on your pretty mug.
But you choose not to. Hence we mock.
Memorial Day Weekend Thoughts & Links
Grampa here gets a Nottadouche Pass™ for being one of our honored veterans (he was wounded in Gettysburg…during the Korean war. Long story.) Let us all throw a slab of animal on a hot grill this weekend and reflect on those who never came home.
Yes, it’s that time of year to celebrate our awesome military – where many of us go for a long ride, way across-country, to hang out with family members we don’t really like (like our weird cousin Arnie) and eat good food.
But you pervs came here to open up links about women, didn’t you?
Have at:
Patriotic Right To Pear Arms Pear (not bad for 53…)
Haiku Time
“Strap on?!? Aw Hells Yeah!”
Poor Todd did not realize
He was Kim’s “bottom”.
Charles Douchewin:
Club Boulder Holders™
“Get Your Rocks Off On Our Rocks!”
Old ted grasps at youth.
Capt. James T. Douche:
He is putting up
The rocker, but she will not
Receive The Shocker
The Very Reverend Chad Kroeger:
She goes rock climbing
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
DoucheyWallnuts:
Wonder Woman’s Gunt
Off-sets massive Sweater Meat
Seahawk Douche gets some
Ed Hardy Har Har:
Tied up in Wonder
Woman Magic Lasso gives
Todd Magic renob!
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche:
Todd “Rocks out with his
cocck out” he tells Kim. She sees
large bulge near his ass.
creature:
Cindi Buttplier
number one installer at
“Joe’s Perma-ButtPlug”
DoucheyWallnuts:
Bloated Belayer
Attaches Schmeckle* Harness
For Penis Torture
*Schmeckle, he says
Caption This Spectacle
Alert (and angst-filled) Legendary Bag-Hunter Doc Bunsen sent this gem in, entitled “Reverend Chad’s Basement”.
See if you can top that.
Son.
The winner gets to ‘bate to this pear. And we’re on the Honor System, folks.
Hell…go ahead. We’re all winners here. And with that pear I won first…and second…soon to be third.
Captain Odorous
YARRR! Avast ye slobs…say oi to Captain Odorous and his First Mate, Candi Sugars.
And by first mate I mean the first female that has ever allowed him to mate with her.
I’d swab her poop-decks…
