Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Friday Haiku

Well…”Lickety Split”:
Not just a saying for them…
It’s a way of life.

Saphhic potential
Inspires the Renob™
Hints of mon pubis.

Rehab detritus
Latch on to Milfy Goodness
Thanks to alcohol

Jeannie and Jennaie
Laugh at life’s sordid choices
They did not choose well.

You’re all hired! Yelled
the casting director for
the film, “Money Shot”.

These two are the type
of broads that you can Chili
Dog on the first date

* Do not Google “chili dog”  – DS

I’d do them both if
Heath Beardman was not in
Any way involved.

I’d give her a thick
Braciole and for desert have
A Spumoni

Nice Can O’ Plenty
They May Be Fake May Be Real
The RenoB cares not

My only question,
does Bruce Jenner ovulate
or menopausal?

ReHab pool is brown
Water has toxic cultures
E-coli and staph

Those tits on the right
fight a long, losing battle
with gravity, son

Rehab pool water
has been known to cure lupus
and spread the herpes

Friday Haiku

As long as there is
Reward for Bad Behavior,
There will be D.J.’s…

Quintuplets in
Vegas. One’s been eaten by
Parasitic nose.

It wasn’t a race
but she still won by a nose
Ashkenazi nose

Proboscis size is
Directly correlated
To my renoB growth

Rock, paper, scissors
Not as much fun as, Big Nose
Big Tits, Mini Skirt

When I was a child,
I dreamed of childish… HOLY F#CK
SHE’S GOT A BIG NOSE!!!!1

D.J.’s get the girls
At least that’s what DJ’s say
Spinners? LP’s only.

Starts every convo:
“I’m a bass player, dig me”
Line. hasn’t worked yet

Mountain climbing is
not his thing, he’s more into
dancing on poles, sons.

Semetic hott begs
for Titty Titty Bang Bang.
Walt Disney agrees.

Fraiku

There in the background
Is Straddles McScissorGirl
Swiping on Tinder…

After a long day’s
Sleep, hookers take selfies for
Night’s online ad.

Bleeths are Scissoring
In background whilst Douchebag macks
On Deb in foreground

Julio shows off
his I.Q. and number of
holes he’ll hit tonight.

Vern says “I’m Okay”
After morning Prancercise
Gotta catch my breath

Hector is angry
since the third stage syphilis
hit his monkeyhole

Experimenting
is good. But Jenny’s got a
bad hypothesis.

Sapphic love hook up
in background interrupted
by texts from boyfriends

After drunk mishap
with bro, this is as far as
anus will constrict.

“The glory hole is
about this big in the men’s
room!” She squirms away.

Scissors girl swipes thru
the lineup of losers on
Her Sapphic Cam Show

Fraiku

Slab-Abbed Jennifer
And Dual-Domed Denise repose
Amidst two D-‘bags…

Oh..fleeting youth. Ya
Know them abs depreciate
Like deVry placement.

Chips, empties and ice
All that’s left for these lightweights
Mom’s minivan waits

Sea Salt Kettle Chips
Are the third things that I’d eat
In this photograph

The Ginger Bohunk
Hides from Vegas sun or else
He’ll sunburn nipples

Little Big Titty
Goodness will give me renoB
All the livelong day

Forrest and Bubba
regale chicks with shrimp boat tales;
ladies found the “shrimp”

I’d abstain, by which
I mean I’d stain Jennifer’s
Abs with ckock slobber

Freaky Fraiku

One of these people
Is in ‘costume’ all of the time;
Guess and name which one…

Electro Charo
Goes all coochie-coochie on
Own ass. Hair boils.

Left Hott resembles
Rosanne Rosanna Danna
Bringin’ back the frizz!

Lucille Ball statue
has stiff competition from
the thing on the left

Toothless frizzy chick
Celebrates pay for BJs
To all three of them

She takes the trophy
for this years “San Diego
Hott Sternum Award”!

You too can save up
5 years’ bikini wax hair
And craft your own wig

Salad’s getting tossed
quite often in this picture;
Caesar’s Cross-Dressing

My spittle would froth
down the length of Sideshow Boob’s
plunging neckline

“Rest In Peace” tattoo
tribute to loss of his self
respect / dignity

Honkey Flava Flav
Macking on Bleeth with Thigh Highs
But it’s a Tranny

Fraiku

“Hey, gals…who wants an
Alabama Hot Pocket?**”
**Do not look that up…

The Shotti Brothers
Love Famiglia. Like shorn
Chests, the ladies chafe?

Ladies on the right
Put the “good” in Good Friday
Unleavened pressed breast

Can this entire group
Contract her chlamydia
Sharing pube razor?

Middle bimbo’s boobs
sure do bring to mind Michael
Strahan’s two front teeth

Trashy Bleeth on left’s
Boobs are so far apart , my
ReboB fits longways

“There’s no ‘i’ in ‘team,’
but there’s still ‘meat,’ bro!” Douchebag
spelling bee success.

Boobs were installed by
a wall-eyed surgeon named Biff
at least he likes them.

Wall-eyed! Reminds me
to confess my lingering
crush on Clementine.

Wide b(.)—–(.)bie girl has
Two of my favorite things
I hope she can’t speak.

Fraiku – Drunk Sock Front Page Hi-Jack Edition (my bad)

This here spectacle
Exceeds my grasp of English;
Please help me out. Sons.

Married…with Children
Great Theme for Costume Party
If you look like Al.

The blonde wears a smirk
since the gyroscope was put
in Katy’s monkey hole

Leather Adidas
Pants are a no-no always
Bleeths are no excuse

Later, the ghosts of
Dean Martin, and Cary Grant
kicked his ass, backstage.

What do the girls like?
This dude has found the secret:
Chipmunk-fur hair plugs

Pop tart Bleeths frolic
With Nordic bag of sketchy
Sexuality

Katy Perry’s boobs
Katy Perry’s awesome boobs
Katy Perry’s boobs

Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Why not me?

Fraiku

Sad Boy ogles cans
As he fellates bottle;
Freudian Boner sprouts

Confucius say, fat
douche and his money are soon
parted at strip club

Buddha’s on a binge!
And from the looks of it, he’s
found enlightenment.

She has just one rule
“no lawn dogs will touch these boobs”
los lonely boy sad

US Douche Culture
Ruins Japan. Emperor
Spinning in his grave

Maybe I shouldn’t
Be drinking with man who stole
Kidneys, but those boobs.

Tom Cruise fan boy thinks
Her tits are real, and so are
Her feelings. Sad Boy.

Suki’s fake Chichis
Distract Haruto Largeman
From chugging his beer

What do these two have
in common? Both have small feet
due to large shadows.

Fraiku and/or Caption this spectacle

“Rally ’round the flag!”
Roared the poolside crowd…Alas,
There is no flag pole…

~~Let’s mix things up a bit…optional assignment – Caption This!!!~~~

Is that your c0ckk or are you smuggling gherkins?

One of the many scrapped episodes of “Quantum Leap”.

Fraiku – ye olde pyraat edition

Blow me down, Matey;
Thar be treasure behind yon
Pasty sunken chest…

Ten-year-old girl, arms
Since the gryoscope was put
In his Dickie Hole.

THAR he blows: chances.
The Great White Fail never sees
The man in the boat.

Twenty thousand leagues
out of his league: “DIGZ me Brah!”
Know what I mean, Vern?

Those scribbled tatoos
are just like his pectorals.
No definition.

Gross hairy nipples
Will keep Chuck from scoring chicks
That, and Fetus Arms

Shiver me timbers
This landlubber has no chance
of scoring some booty

Girl on right tried to
Get into porn. Only made it
To Revengeyou.com