Fraiku
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Sunday, April 17, 2005
Fraiku
There in the background
Is Straddles McScissorGirl
Swiping on Tinder…
After a long day’s
Sleep, hookers take selfies for
Night’s online ad.
Bleeths are Scissoring
In background whilst Douchebag macks
On Deb in foreground
Julio shows off
his I.Q. and number of
holes he’ll hit tonight.
Vern says “I’m Okay”
After morning Prancercise
Gotta catch my breath
Hector is angry
since the third stage syphilis
hit his monkeyhole
Experimenting
is good. But Jenny’s got a
bad hypothesis.
Sapphic love hook up
in background interrupted
by texts from boyfriends
After drunk mishap
with bro, this is as far as
anus will constrict.
“The glory hole is
about this big in the men’s
room!” She squirms away.
Scissors girl swipes thru
the lineup of losers on
Her Sapphic Cam Show
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Fraiku
Slab-Abbed Jennifer
And Dual-Domed Denise repose
Amidst two D-‘bags…
Oh..fleeting youth. Ya
Know them abs depreciate
Like deVry placement.
Chips, empties and ice
All that’s left for these lightweights
Mom’s minivan waits
Sea Salt Kettle Chips
Are the third things that I’d eat
In this photograph
The Ginger Bohunk
Hides from Vegas sun or else
He’ll sunburn nipples
Little Big Titty
Goodness will give me renoB
All the livelong day
Forrest and Bubba
regale chicks with shrimp boat tales;
ladies found the “shrimp”
I’d abstain, by which
I mean I’d stain Jennifer’s
Abs with ckock slobber
Friday, April 15, 2005
Fraiku
“Hey, gals…who wants an
Alabama Hot Pocket?**”
**Do not look that up…
The Shotti Brothers
Love Famiglia. Like shorn
Chests, the ladies chafe?
Ladies on the right
Put the “good” in Good Friday
Unleavened pressed breast
Can this entire group
Contract her chlamydia
Sharing pube razor?
Middle bimbo’s boobs
sure do bring to mind Michael
Strahan’s two front teeth
Trashy Bleeth on left’s
Boobs are so far apart , my
ReboB fits longways
“There’s no ‘i’ in ‘team,’
but there’s still ‘meat,’ bro!” Douchebag
spelling bee success.
Boobs were installed by
a wall-eyed surgeon named Biff
at least he likes them.
Wall-eyed! Reminds me
to confess my lingering
crush on Clementine.
Wide b(.)—–(.)bie girl has
Two of my favorite things
I hope she can’t speak.
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Fraiku – Drunk Sock Front Page Hi-Jack Edition (my bad)
This here spectacle
Exceeds my grasp of English;
Please help me out. Sons.
Married…with Children
Great Theme for Costume Party
If you look like Al.
The blonde wears a smirk
since the gyroscope was put
in Katy’s monkey hole
Leather Adidas
Pants are a no-no always
Bleeths are no excuse
Later, the ghosts of
Dean Martin, and Cary Grant
kicked his ass, backstage.
What do the girls like?
This dude has found the secret:
Chipmunk-fur hair plugs
Pop tart Bleeths frolic
With Nordic bag of sketchy
Sexuality
Katy Perry’s boobs
Katy Perry’s awesome boobs
Katy Perry’s boobs
Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Why not me?
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Fraiku
Sad Boy ogles cans
As he fellates bottle;
Freudian Boner sprouts
Confucius say, fat
douche and his money are soon
parted at strip club
Buddha’s on a binge!
And from the looks of it, he’s
found enlightenment.
She has just one rule
“no lawn dogs will touch these boobs”
los lonely boy sad
US Douche Culture
Ruins Japan. Emperor
Spinning in his grave
Hey! Eyes up here , pal !
Gah! What a horrible face!
Look back at my boobs
Maybe I shouldn’t
Be drinking with man who stole
Kidneys, but those boobs.
Tom Cruise fan boy thinks
Her tits are real, and so are
Her feelings. Sad Boy.
Suki’s fake Chichis
Distract Haruto Largeman
From chugging his beer
What do these two have
in common? Both have small feet
due to large shadows.
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Fraiku and/or Caption this spectacle
“Rally ’round the flag!”
Roared the poolside crowd…Alas,
There is no flag pole…
~~Let’s mix things up a bit…optional assignment – Caption This!!!~~~
Is that your c0ckk or are you smuggling gherkins?
One of the many scrapped episodes of “Quantum Leap”.
Nickname the Spangle
Jennie laughs at his dangle
America rulez!!!
Truth or Dare, Gyroscope Stare
Fatso Largeman knows
now relationship with Brad
gets to “next level”.
No crotch itch allowed;
violation of the Flag-
Burning Amendment.
When penis transplants
go horribly wrong, just laugh.
Why infant donors?
Chuck’s Mandanna can’t
Hide receding hairline. Jen
Finds receding cocck
Foul Ides of March. Thou
Comest to age me and steal
My living vessel.
Monday, April 11, 2005
Fraiku – ye olde pyraat edition
Blow me down, Matey;
Thar be treasure behind yon
Pasty sunken chest…
Ten-year-old girl, arms
Since the gryoscope was put
In his Dickie Hole.
THAR he blows: chances.
The Great White Fail never sees
The man in the boat.
Twenty thousand leagues
out of his league: “DIGZ me Brah!”
Know what I mean, Vern?
Those scribbled tatoos
are just like his pectorals.
No definition.
Gross hairy nipples
Will keep Chuck from scoring chicks
That, and Fetus Arms
Shiver me timbers
This landlubber has no chance
of scoring some booty
Girl on right tried to
Get into porn. Only made it
To Revengeyou.com
Saturday, April 9, 2005
Fraiku
Our Founding Fathers
Gaze down and weep as they see
Public Sodomy
The County Fair gets
Awkward when any coitus is
Performed at food court.
Besties in back laugh
at his dic pic. She sets scene;
captures the moment.
disgruntled douchebag
just got a call from his mom
credit cards missing
Stern, grim drunken douche
Using AMEX to buy room
Will skip on that bill
He oozes much douche
She is little, taught, supple
This is the essence
Sh!t Stain Tattoo can’t
Kill renoB brought to life by
Claire and her triceps
She offers a pear.
He’s thinking about bros. Both
are disappointed.
She holds these douches
To be self-aggrandizing
But twerks anyway
Nigel Pepper Cockk
Could lift her clean off the ground
From that position
I would like to slide
my Washington Monument
inside her White House
Pec tatt scribble is
Entirely pointless when
Dr. Seuss seems hard
We The People. In
Order to form a more perfect
Union, doggy style.
fraiku
Blouse Largeman brings shame
Unto the proud house Largeman…
Eye of Horus scowls…
Nice camisole, bro.
The fake dog tags don’t distract
need for training bra.
Boardwalk Douche woke up,
got dressed in the dark. Too bad
was sister’s closet!
Bruce Jenner inspired
bi-curious Boardwalk Douche
to change his gender.
The eyes on the wall
are unburdened by that, which
we cannot unsee.
Nigel Pepper Cock
Called to ask for his shirt back
Douche hung up on him
I wonder if he
Wore cami-flage when he was
On the battlefield.
He don’t wear pasties
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
I’d strain hot water
through Blondie’s sweaty panties
then drink the sweet broth
Deer in headlights
Has larger IQ than this
Joey Porsch-ette
New New Jersey look
Newark Blowback Curled Up Poof
Styled in glory holes
Unearned dog tags and
Jersey blowout will lead to
veteran beating.
Friday Haiku – Silicone Edition
You ever wonder
How RealDolls™ are made? I know.
These two hump, birth them.
She’s got a palsy
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
I would penetrate
Blondie’s microkini with
My plumb bob pants pipe
Her sippy cup of
Energy drink brew cocktail
Cost him weekly pay
Migrant farm workers
pause in the fields to savor
a break from the heat.
Bottle Blonde Man Head
Kills my renoB. Tight torso
Not withstanding. Son
Does anyone else
think that her tatt resembles
most of Chad’s colon?
Juan works out at the
No Leg Machines Gym. Shops at
the Johnny Cash Store
When silicone starts
to lactate from your hips you
know you have problem.
Twenty-three and she’s
already starting to get
the Bea Arthur look
She has shaved her Mons
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole
Aztec bicep tatt
God of Infertility
At least let’s hope so
It put the roids in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Shrunken Hose
