Friday Haiku
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Friday, March 1, 2013
Friday Haiku
Then BatMan cried
“To the Bat-Van, Timothy!”
Never seen again…
Batman and Robin
not the same since monkey holes
and gyroscopes merged.
— UFO Destroyers
The Pauncho Batman
goes home to Alfred, and by
Alfred, I mean Mom.
— Charles Douchewin
Adam West, Burt Ward
Hold court with 6 skanky bleeths;
Comic Con crowd waits
— DoucheyWallnuts
Piscataway Youth
Club takes its final field trip
to Harold’s basement.
— Douche Wayne
Friday, February 22, 2013Friday Haiku
That little Dutch boy
Is never around when a
Dike needs to be plugged…
Douche birth ritual
doc holds mom over dance floor
where baby conceived.
— Douche Wayne
Looking for kicks. Girls
Invent new internet meme.
It’s called “Harlem Sharts”
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Ducklips throws peace sign
On Jersey Girls night out
Regret, shame to follow
— Et Tu Douche?
Ironically, her
hand placement is a pointless
act of modesty.
— Charles Douchewin
“Don’t bother” said Kim
The web is already full
of pics of my vag
— Magnum Douche P. I.
When she moves her hand
out slides a forty-two ounce
Louisville Slugger
— hermit
Showing off their catch
Like they do on Whaling Ships
She’ll soon be mounted
— Bag em, Tag em
Friday, February 15, 2013Friday Haiku
Why did Mickey Mouse
Divorce Minnie Mouse? Because she
Was f*cking Goofy.
Ugh. Let’s try another:
The two most hated
Kinds of deviants on earth:
Furries and Douchebags
Senile old man drives
his Delta Eighty-Eight on
sidewalk, problem solved.
— UFO Destroyers
She won’t do Pluto
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Mickey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Ridiculous hat
huge, oversized, clowny shoes
Mice look stupid, too.
— Douche Wayne
Slip blonde a Mickey
Benzino misses the point
His “mini” thwarted
— Et Tu Douche?
Vermin and Varmints
Roam the streets of Las Vegas
Where is Carl Spackler?
— DoucheyWallnuts
Friday, February 8, 2013Friday Haiku
The ‘Sock Lost at sea,
Douche and Bleeth to the rescue,
800-Lip-Herp.
– Management
For her – Same ol’ thing:
A bunch of buzzing noises
Down between her knees.
Tough economy
forces pimps to flagrant means
of advertising.
— Douche Wayne
Ready to call that
number but then realized
it’s for bike, not her.
— Eliza Douchecoo
She has bugs in teeth
Since the gyroscope was put
In her MonkeyHole
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
The glorious crash
That will ensue fueled by hair
Gel and silicone
— Capt. James T. Douche
They’re living the dream
Moped. Motel Six. Cheap beer.
It’s a real short dream
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Trying to use a
scooter to haul ass is like
farting in windstorm.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Friday, February 1, 2013Friday Haiku
Jeb has stopped speeding
Since Jenny’s nightstick was crammed
In his monkey hole
Halloween outfit
Easy-Loving Cootch Dancer
Motor Boat Jenny
— Et Tu Douche?
Massive Mammaries
Make Meatheaded Manny’s Mouth
Maul her Maracas
— DoucheyWallnuts
The roofie goes in
her drink, not on your tongue you
insipid meatwad.
— UFO Destroyers
Some say more than a
handful is a waste of boob.
They are idiots.
— Douche Wayne
This is not her first
rodeo, but certainly
his first roady ho.
— Bag Margera
Friday, January 25, 2013Friday Bonus Haiku (ultra-rare missing one-half of site's mission statement edition)
Check out this dame’s stems…
Her legs go up to her neck;
Wrap around you twice…
Friday, January 25, 2013Friday Haiku
Morticia Adams:
Teen years…Bruno Mars-San crush;
Ice water douches
Friday, January 18, 2013Friday Haiku
Site was down again,
Because GoDaddy sucks ball,
Blue Lance Armstrong ball.
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Vin wants a RealDoll™
Then he thought, “Hey! It’s cheaper
To rent than to own!”
mutant ethnic smurfs/em>
perform in caged parking lot
nobody watches
— creature
Getting banged by Douche
Is a real eye opener
Brown eye opener
— DoucheyWallnuts
Nickelodeon
test markets new Blue’s Clues show
Dora gets explored
— Magnum Douche P.I.
She has to wear blue
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
I don’t know if you’ve
ever heard of blue waffles.
This is how it starts.
— Bag Margera
Friday, January 11, 2013Friday Haiku
Blue hair, hot dog arms;
How can Saiko resist this
Oppa Gangnam Pile?
My pee-pee itches
From looking at this picture;
Cyber Clap is real
— DoucheyWallnuts
A lucrative job
At holding a sign by the
Freeway awaits him.
— Capt. James T. Douche
Aliens have come
They want our women; and dress
Based on Pokemon
— saulgoode42
How in the hell did
Traffic control road crew guy
sneak into the club?
— hermit
Parking valet that
thinks he’s a drift racer, hoons
cars that aren’t his.
— Douche Wayne
Friday, January 4, 2013Friday Haiku
Look at his girl** and
fellatio handlebars!
**Her name? Lucy Furr.
Tying girls to tracks
is passe; Snidely Whiplash
now uses roofies
— Morbo
Handlebar mustache
Doesn’t distract from baldness
Or doucheness, either
— DoucheyWallnuts
Tell me friend have you
ever danced with the devil
and the pale bald guy?
— Chris Brown Note
She grew bright blue horns
Since the Gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
