Hall of Scrote
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Thursday, April 14, 2011
White Chocolate 4Evar
Hall of Scrote Legend White Chocolate, one of the first doucherstars to be mocked back in the early days of HCwDB, refuses to douche gently into that douchey night.
Like all scrotal legends, there is no “temporary” to the douche lifestyle. No return to real life after a year of partying gets old.
Not for the HCwDB legends.
The Choc will not let up. The Choc will not let the hairpoint fade.
His cleft chin, aging pink saggyflesh and supernova of douchitude will. Not. Stop.
Until every hottie in Vegas smiles wanly and poses for a picture with him.
Monday, April 11, 2011Breaking: HCwDB Legend The Poopaloompa Is Not Longer Orange, Still a Huge Douche
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
Many lesser scrotes briefly douche up and then fade away in pursuit of the hott.
Only the true HCwDB legends can maintain a discipline of scrotal taint across the eras while bothering quality bar lady tautness like Karen here.
The Poopaloompa is just that sort of premium flush.
Thursday, March 17, 2011Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!
From all of us here at HCwDB.
And by all of us, I mean me.
Tummy ached and sugar crashing from too many Hostess treats.
And from Four Prong. Who even dyed one of his prongs green for the occasion.
And from Four Prong’s bevy of Aryan Paid-to-Pose Kellys (APtPKs). Who all have abs. Lickable, poochable abs.
Sunday, February 27, 2011The King’s Speech
In honor of tonight’s Academy Awards, The King wanted to drop by and say hi to everyone, and, of course, give a speech:
King: I pretend to have fun for money!
Yes you do, King.
Yes you do.
Thursday, February 24, 2011Breaking: The Donkster Goes Free!
Many longtime readers have been following the travails of Hall of Scrote legend and 2009 Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award winner, the mythic icon that is Donkey Douche.
From his arrest back in 2008 over alleged drug dealing, terrorist threats and general douche-rage, we all wondered when the crimson visage of the donkster would again be back in action rubbing up on A-level club hotties.
Now, word comes out that after an epic two year legal battle , the Donkster is going free:
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A jury found a Palatine man not guilty Thursday of making a false bomb threat while going through security at the DuPage County courthouse in Wheaton.
Marc J. Mueller, 32, also was acquitted of a bribery charge alleging he offered to pay sheriff’s deputies to avoid prosecution.
Mueller was arrested about 8:20 a.m. July 17, 2008, as he attempted to enter the courthouse to appear in an unrelated drug case.
Sheriff’s Deputy Chris Shannon testified that Mueller arrived, accompanied by two friends, and attempted to bypass several people waiting in line to go through security screening after yelling profanities and acting belligerent.
Shannon said he ordered Mueller to return to the line and take off his belt, at which point the defendant told him it was a “belt bomb.”
Mueller was arrested on the spot on a felony disorderly conduct charge.
Moments later, the defendant — carrying more than $5,000 at the time — offered a cash bribe described as a “tip,” said Shannon, whose testimony was corroborated by several other officers.
“He seemed fairly serious,” Sgt. Thomas Hoffman testified.
But Mueller flatly denied both allegations on the stand Thursday, saying tempers flared but there were never bribes or threats.
“I sarcastically said, ‘It’s a belt, not a bomb,’” he testified.
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Remember kids.
It’s a belt. Not a bomb.
Thursday, February 24, 2011Reader Mail: Four Prong Rains on Seattle
Jesse writes in from Seattle with a Four Prong tag:
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So it has now come to my attention that 4-prong either lives in my sweet Seattle… or decided to drop his sweet douche self by… which is not okay.
I spotted these pictures that a few friends of mine posted, and had to ridicule and applaud them for snagging a photo with this fool. Enjoy.
– Jesse
P.S. I have no idea who this other douche is, but had to include his duck face.
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Like The King before him, the truly odious carriers of the Grieco Virus are mobile. Spreading their taint on hot chicks across this nation.
Especially the Bobbsie Triplets. Three glorious peroxided blondages of feminine spank gnaw.
Thursday, February 17, 2011The King Continues to Reign
While other legendary douchechoads began to age at exponential rates while chasing the party hotts, the King remains unperturbed.
Here we find the King discovering the greatest set of gnaw legs since KFC introduced spicy hot wings in 1991.
With greasy hair and chin pube, the King is a douchal force to be reckoned with.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011The Sharkbag is Ready for His Closeup
An eagle eyed reader writes in having caught 2010’s HCwDB of the Year finalist and recent entrant into our hallowed Hall of Scrote, The Sharkbag, making his television douchal debut on some taintfung spreading show called “Bad Girl’s Club.”
I don’t know what this show is.
And yet, somehow, I do. For it is pudly.
EDIT: Note that The Sharkbag, of course, Runs with the Goose at all times. And by Runs with the Goose, I mean exhausts his trust fund at a rate his family accountant frowns upon.
Thursday, January 27, 2011Smoot Still Says “Grooooo.”
Smoot.
2009 HCwDB of the Year Winner.
Still out there.
Still fauxed.
Still hangin’ with Vegas Bleethy Hotties and a pumped up bro.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Many douches come and go when turning scrotal while hitting on the hotties.
Only the legends persist. With undying dedication of taintface.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011The King Gets Fondled
As Scott, the reader who submitted this ‘tag of the King observes, tagging King Douchuous the IV douching it up in presence of hot chick is like “tagging an elephant on safari.”
So true, Scott. So true
For when you’re the King, the spike party never stops.
Until you turn 30. And Logan Five and the rest of the Sandmen begin to hunt you down.
