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The Brobot May or May Not Approve of the HCwDB of the Week
The Brobot doesn’t easily express emotions.
It’s because of his distant father, Germanic background, and lack of emotional programming beneath his many douche scarves.
Yup, February’s HCwDB of the Week winning moobster is still out there. Still robotically hitting on the hotts.
It’s enough to give a ferret angina.
But Kelly Minx offers supple boobal curve spankle dwarf rhesus fondle.
HCwDB of the Week: The Voguegina and Furry Amanda
Last week saw plenty of noxious toxicity wrapped in a piece of bacon.
There were Muscles McEuro and Joey Brolin looking boobs. There were pudgy ‘Baglings, Herpster Taint, and creepy Ukranians.
There was HarvestHead, and even RoboBro and Miley Cyrus Hott.
But what can match creepily angular doucheface, douche hand gesture #512, and furry kitten boobosity, together at 2pm on the deck of the Princess Carnival Cruise Line?
I thought not.
Kittern herpster hotts are also obnoxious, I grant you that. Furry Amanda is not clean. But, as counterweight to that point, I offer you natural boobs.
Exactly.
Chalk up our last entrant in the next HCwDB of the Month, and your humble narrator for instant oatmeal.
Comment of the Week: Morbo
A short but brief complaint about unusual boobery in the Earwigs thread wins Morbo the coveted Comment of the Week:
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Weird-shaped Boob Week continues at HCwDB. If we couldn’t see so much top boob, I’d swear she had a Nerf Turbo football shoved in her shirt.
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I’ll tell you what isn’t weird-boobery. Miley Cyrus Older Sister Hott here.
And I’ll tell you what has two thumbs and is a douchebag. That guy.
Friday Thoughts and Links
A longtime reader just sent me this pic, which he found in a folder he’d set aside for HCwDB back in the halcyon days of 2006. A classic-era douchebag runnin’ with the Goose. Unironically. A hot chick corrupted by Goose Runnin’.
Oh the days when the mock was new and the “game” was still seen as literature.
But there is still so much to be done. Especially when Herpsters crowd beer ads and Ed Hardy continues its biological contagion spread across the Wal-Marts of America.
And the Wal-Marts of my soul
Here’s your links:
Your HCwDB Classic Rock CD Pick of the Week: “Big Sky looks down on all the people who think they got problems… They get depressed and they hold their head in their hands and cry…
People lift up their hands and they look up to the Big Sky…
But the Big Sky is too big to sympathize.”
Your humble narrator needs bail money
I hope the missing Fox Studios exec is okay and all, but what’s with the orangeness?
Herpster Suck. Reason #43 I moved out of Los Feliz last year.
As a Pats fan for life, it makes me very sad to bring you this. But it is my duty and my obligation: Bradyhawk.
Speaking of doucheyhair, where do annoying herpster practitioners of “dubstep” go for hair inspiration? Llama.
Hair Abs. Over six years running this site, thousands of pics seen that cannot be unseen, but that was a first. Lets hope it’s a last.
Whenever you get depressed about a world filled with insanity, remember, it’s also a world that produced Sifl and Olly.
What happens when a kitchen brush has a fauxhawk? Should we grant a Plate Scouring Leniency Exemption?
But you are not here for douchey kitchen appliances. You are here for Pear. And today, you get not one but two Pear desserts:
Not enough? Then enjoy some
And if that don’t satiate your pear needs, then I don’t know what.
Friday Haiku
Adams Family
New Clothing Line for ‘bag/bleethes:
Tickle Me Fail-More
Satanic dentist
Needs two lovely assistants
To scrub off his chest
– saulgoode42
Wings of Death dripping
with blood? No; sweaty chest made
Crayola runny.
– Douche Wayne
Hunting for vampires
Turns on hots. Van Helsing has
Bag of silver d*ldos.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Cosmetology
School Grads **CUT** loose on grad night.
Eight weeks was killer!
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Vlad the Impaler
Has used his tool on these bleeths
It burns when he pees.
– Doucheywallnuts
How can we live in
A world where gothy Harlow
Wears McDonald’s wig?
– Nancy Dreuche
Rejected actors
From Von Goolo Halloween
Start own show, “Dullards”
– Vin Douchal
