A Sphincter Says, “Shriveled Nads?”
Oh, to reference the great comedies of the pre-internet times of innocence and joyousness.
Oh, and them rocky cliffs are douchier than a post-coital Richard Grieco at an Axe Bodyspray convention.
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The night starry,
She enters the club to pulsing techno,
It cannot be unseen.
Purple diarrhea,
flows like molten douchelava,
A willow harks,
A sparrow chirps,
Into the night…
into the night…
Purple diarrhea head saunters into the strobes.
Asian Justin Bieber Pays to Pose with Sophie
Asian Justin Bieber is convinced that with just the right breaks, he’ll be like the Anglo Psy.
In a related story, Fibonacci used Anglo Psy to confuse Fermat during a game of checkers one night in Oslo back in ’22.
Yup. Got nuthin’.
Not even coffee.
Time for tea.
I hate tea.
I blame your moms.
HCwDB After Dark: Send in The Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts
Isn’t it rich?
Are we a pair?
Boobs here at last on the ground,
Legs in mid-air.
Send in the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts.
Isn’t it bliss?
Don’t you approve?
One who keeps drinking shots of Patron,
One who can’t move.
Where are the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts?
Send in the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts.
Just when I’d stopped popping my collar,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again with my usual bling,
Sure of my bodyspray,
My crotch it does sting.
Don’t you love boobs?
My fault I fear.
I thought that you’d want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts?
Quick, send in the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts.
Don’t bother, they’re here.
Isn’t it rich?
Isn’t it douchey,
Losing my timing this late
In my something that rhymes with douchey?
And where are the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts?
There ought to be Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts.
Well, maybe…. next… year.
When Herpsters Play With Phallic Straws
Brunette Katie’s lithe luscious litheness makes Sutekh’s glowey eyes vibrate with synaptic desire.
Sadly, the cost of buying Brunette Katie an appletini makes the DB1 punch an arthritic donkey nadsack with a rotten plum.
Whether I punched that arthritic donkey’s nadsack with a rotten plum, or whether the arthritic donkey’s nadsack contained a rotten plum when I punched it, I will leave to the vagaries of the English language.
Game of Martinis: Homie Greg in the Land of the Inflated Melons
Angry Cersei Lannister will definitely be teaching Greg about how to play the Game of Thrones.
And by Game of Thrones, I mean Game of Overpriced Martinis.
Seriously, if that show introduces any more hanging subplots, I’m gonna cut off a nipple.
Ripples McGavin Thrusts Groin Taint in Jenny’s General Direction
And the ungodly site of GSR (Groin Shave Reveal) shames the arthritic Buddha and drains the Persephone Chalice of life-giving fluid.
Persephone Chalice is a euphemism for the boob.
Thank you ‘Bag Hunters and Huntresses….
The coiff has been refueled with all sorts of skeezy HCwDB to the point in which your humb narrs feels itchy just for having looked at that much depressing evidence of cultural toe suckage.
And not good toe suckage.
I’m talking foot fung toe suckage after a week of running around playing live-action fusball in a dirty sock toe suckage.
Certainly enough for a week of quality mock.
Props and thanks to all who sent in pics. Your submissions and efforts never go unappreciated. If you didn’t do what you do, I might have to work more than an hour a week on this here site.
Bringin’ it tomorrow…
KV, Hott #76 and Your Humble Narrator Are A’Waitin’…
We got alls day, ‘bag hunters and huntresses.
Alls day.
You want to stop the KV pics?
Send in some quality HCwDB tags.
C’mon. Random narcissistic club websites ain’t gonna mock themselves.
If you want the Pear, you gots to pony up the HCwDB pics. That’s how we mock.
I can’t do everything around this place. I got alpacas to “feed.” And by feed, I mean fondle. Because you needed me to spell that out, even though the quotes gave away the joke already.
Well Sheeiiittt….
You humble narrator’s quality HCwDB pics are just about in the red, aka kaput, aka outs. I gots the nothin’s.
So you know what that means.
Tons of pics of Kisseus Vomitorious macking on assorted slutt hotts in the greater Las Vegas area, complete with douche pooch, until you, or one of your fellow denizens, snags some new quality pics for your humb narrs to mock.
Because that’s how HCwDB rolls.
So beware. Until some quality pics come in, you’re facing….
The Full Vomitorious (NSFW) (NSFL).
